Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Well most of the big money Hollywood directors shop in the generic soda aisle of WalMart in Aurora, Illinois. They're looking for that authentic "Midwestern manchild alcoholic" essence that's really in demand in the Chinese market.

Dude literally cannot even talk correctly anymore. His little pipsqueak voice was never pleasant to listen to but now he sounds like he's been slowed down to 75% speed. Coming up with convoluted explanations as to why he looks like he's 15 years older than what he is is funny, because all of his physical and motor abnormalities are common in alcoholics.

[Kugelfisch]

He mentiones cough syrup. Purple drank seems like something he'd be on. Low effort availability and all that.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I hope you're enjoying that second layer of data mining doodads.

Any asshole that's overly concerned about their "privacy" needs to get fucked. Nobody cares what you do on the internet. They only care about data so they can target you more relevant ads. That's it. Just in case I'm wrong, put one extra layer of tinfoil on your head, that should do the trick.

He might get cast in a movie because of his long hair. Guillermo del Toro might see him in a supermarket and offer him a role in Pans Labyrinth 2 (yes he said that).

That part slayed me. Like I've said, the probability of Guil del Toro randomly venturing into Spoopy's basement is really high these days. I could see it, he's scouting a suitable location to shoot a torture scene and needs a authentic looking disgusting basement, so he goes around, and he gets a recommendation of a really smelly house somewhere in the middle of nowhere that attracts warthogs. He finds what he thinks is a Gollum, so he checks his half empty bottle, but instead, it turns out, it's the only "actor" with long hair and enough grease in it to get del Toro's car running and just the right attitude for the job!

And I loved how he got upset when people made fun of him calling himself "actor". "How many movies you've been in?"

[Guest]

Any asshole that's overly concerned about their "privacy" needs to get fucked. Nobody cares what you do on the internet. They only care about data so they can target you more relevant ads. That's it. Just in case I'm wrong, put one extra layer of tinfoil on your head, that should do the trick.

Congratulations, you've made the dumbest comment of all time

[RedLine]

And I loved how he got upset when people made fun of him calling himself "actor". "How many movies you've been in?"

[Guest]

He probably considered Spoony a character, so he's an actor, not an IN.

[Guest]

I mean. Words fail me at this point.

[MegaNigger]

Insane bitch is insane.

Spoony may not have moved yet, but I just did! Glad to be back and out of the fucking city! BUG-A-LOO! BUG-A-LOO!

[Moe Bitches]

Nobody likes her shit but there's always anonymous eyes letting this insanity unfold.
We are going have another Ricardo Lopez on our hands if this goes forward.

[Guest]

Isn't her failing body wracked in constant pain requiring her to subsist on welfare? And now she's going to wrestle for no reason? She needs to be put to sleep.