Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Moe Bitches]

Or hot for some.

[GitGud]

Ohhhhhhh yiss.
Laura pinning down Lupa, using both hands to press down the Grave Haggs claws down on the Ground while sitting on top of her. Lupa laughts while Laura is heavy breathing. "Now young one. You cannot fight me when you need both hands to hold me, hmmmm?"
Laura smurks a bit, with scratched up face and a little blood on her lips.
"Oh i have something you will never know or get....."
She takes a deep breath, and her massiv tits explode out from the prison that is her T-Shirt, takeing the bra with it.
"Now i show you why Brad is so a happy man...."
Laura starts to swing her upper body slightly from side to side. The movement is mibimal but god himself granted her video game boob physics so her tender funbags starts to swing with the force of a whip. The Old one screams in pain as soft meat and rock hard nipples meet her face, but the sounds only harden Lauras nipples to the point were they become the hardest material on earth, cutting the skin of Lupa, the great granny one.....

[Cucksonjin]

Ohhhhhhh yiss.
Laura pinning down Lupa, using both hands to press down the Grave Haggs claws down on the Ground while sitting on top of her. Lupa laughts while Laura is heavy breathing. "Now young one. You cannot fight me when you need both hands to hold me, hmmmm?"
Laura smurks a bit, with scratched up face and a little blood on her lips.
"Oh i have something you will never know or get....."
She takes a deep breath, and her massiv tits explode out from the prison that is her T-Shirt, takeing the bra with it.
"Now i show you why Brad is so a happy man...."
Laura starts to swing her upper body slightly from side to side. The movement is mibimal but god himself granted her video game boob physics so her tender funbags starts to swing with the force of a whip. The Old one screams in pain as soft meat and rock hard nipples meet her face, but the sounds only harden Lauras nipples to the point were they become the hardest material on earth, cutting the skin of Lupa, the great granny one.....

Weirdest boner in a while

[Newhalf]

I like the part where Lupus gets destroyed

[GitGud]

I think this is something that would get a chuckl out of Brad himself.
Another good wordplay would be:
"Maybe you are the Bringer of Darkness, The Eater of Time or Mother of Death, Lupa....but I AM THE GOD DAMNED DAIRY QUEEN, BITCH. AND NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO EAT UP."

[Venomous Masculinity]

I like the part where Lupus gets destroyed

That's where I came dude.

[Guest]

Laura laughed maniacally. She stood over the vanquished gorgon, licking the blood off her diamond-hard nipples.

“Now who’s the queen of the video store, bitch?”

She started walking away, not noticing the horrible wraith rising up behind her.

“It’s still me, slut”.

Laura screamed.

“You might have ruined my mouth, cuntwhore”, croaked Lupa through ruined lips, “but there’s more than one way to eat a tender morsel like yourself”.

She leaped like a tiger onto the screaming girls face. Laura’s shrieks were drowned out as Lupas asshole slowly enveloped her head. With just a grunt and a push, Laura’s head was completely lodged in Lupas ass.

“I hope you like it in there”, Lupa whispered as Laura slapped blindly at Lupa’s legs. “There your pretty face will be slowly digested over a thousand years. Time enough to hear me fuck Brad every night”. With Laura’s naked, squirming body hanging out of her ass like a reverse trophy, Lupa strutted off to claim her man.

[mad bum]

Oh great now they're multiplying.

[GitGud]

YES.....

[Sieg Zeon]

Laura laughed maniacally. She stood over the vanquished gorgon, licking the blood off her diamond-hard nipples.

“Now who’s the queen of the video store, bitch?”

She started walking away, not noticing the horrible wraith rising up behind her.

“It’s still me, slut”.

Laura screamed.

“You might have ruined my mouth, cuntwhore”, croaked Lupa through ruined lips, “but there’s more than one way to eat a tender morsel like yourself”.

She leaped like a tiger onto the screaming girls face. Laura’s shrieks were drowned out as Lupas asshole slowly enveloped her head. With just a grunt and a push, Laura’s head was completely lodged in Lupas ass.

“I hope you like it in there”, Lupa whispered as Laura slapped blindly at Lupa’s legs. “There your pretty face will be slowly digested over a thousand years. Time enough to hear me fuck Brad every night”. With Laura’s naked, squirming body hanging out of her ass like a reverse trophy, Lupa strutted off to claim her man.

Triumphant, Lupa waddles off towards her lair, only to be blindsided by a small flash of fury and claws. Lloyd rips off the human skin that conceals Lupa’s true horrific visage, exposing the serpentine face beneath her false flesh.

“You forgot about me she bitch, did you really think I’d let you devour my master’s divine titty goddess?” The cat asks, shaking blood from his paw. “Lloyd! How did you get past my minions? They were supposed to finish you off!” Lupa shrieks, recalling her explicit orders for Eggcara and Peerod to stuff the feline in a boiler.

“Never sent a manlet to do a man’s job” Lloyd says, reaching into the bushes and tossing an object towards Lupa. A rotund egg shaped head stops and her feet, the bespectacled eyes looking up at her blankly. “Hope you like your cronies soft boiled.”

Lupa fumes, the rest of her skin shredding away to reveal her monstrous form, the reptilian beast unfurling her wings in an act of intimidation. “But what about...” A bullet pings off of her one of her curved horns, and from the shadows steps a man in uniform. “Your beaner is fertilizing a lawn right now, turns out gun beats magic hammer.” Miles Antwiler says, spinning his revolver cockily. “B-but Holly...Linsdsay, Marzgurl?” Lupa asks, the ancient fiend feeling true fear for first time in eons.

“We decided to make amends and donate to her portable bidet fund!” A voice shrieks, Doge and Rob Walker stepping into view. “Turns out her bowel weren’t that only thing that were...explosive!” Doge cackles manically, Rob nodding in agreement. “And don’t worry about NDrunk, we sent Malcom to keep her busy, you wouldn’t believe how fast a moderately successful IN will sell a lesser peon out for a nice thick cock.” Rob explains, Doge chiming in once again. “It looks like she moved from PBS to...BBC!” He screams with a look of madness in his eyes, drawing his handgun and firing into the air wildly.

Lupa hisses and begins to descend upon them, but a blast of energy halts her attack. From the dark sky descends a heavenly light, Vic Mignogna joining the crew. “The Legendary Super Chad!” Lupa shrieks, realizing that Marzcunt is now nothing more than a ki obliterated mess in Compton. “That’s right fiend, now prepare to meet the weapon that will finally end you, modern weaponry!” Lupa begins to gag, forced to vomit out Laura from her primordial gullet, her jugs heaving as she rushes into the ki barrier that Vic has created. “Tawticawl Newk Incowming” A voice lisps into Rob’s earpiece, Mike Michaud finishing the launch sequence from Channel Awesome headquarters.

Lupa screams in agony as she is obliterated in the nuclear blast, naught a particle of the monster remaining as Vic flies the team away from the blast zone. Once back to the safety of CA HQ, the team takes a moment to rest, the head cut off
of the #ctc movement. Vic looks at Laura with a gleam in his eye, unable to take his eyes off of that magnificent rack. “Wanna see why they call me Big Dick Vic?” The Legendary Super Chad asks, Laura nodding and ripping what remains of her clothes off. As the pair descend into passionate lovemaking, Doge and Rob look down at their erections. “We have the spit, now we just need the pig, Tamara!” Rob calls out, Lloyd jumping onto the nearby counter and pouring himself and Miles drinks as the orgy begins. “She may have forever destroyed my brother’s mind with her madness, but now Lupa can harm no one.” Miles says somberly, taking a deep sip of whiskey. “Her videos could spread her influence...” Lloyd says ominously, the pair pausing before bursting into laughter. “Ha! Like anyone will watch them!” Miles chortles, toasting the talking cat, the credits begin rolling over the 30 minute orgy.