Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe. He would've killed himself via OD anyway.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Damn son, if she necks herself....think about the material needed. She has to travel to Supermans Fortress of Solitude to f8nd a structure sturdy enoght to support her weight, and maybe the fucker has some high grade kryptonian rope around.
But even then its most likely that she is heavy enoght to rip her head of in the attempt. And that is before the streached rope fires her fat head into orbit, were she drifts around earth like a ugly Sputnik Sattelite made from fat, bones and leftover TV Dinners in her cheek folds....

With a bit of luck she will enter a geosynchronous orbit with Spoony :3

[casual pleb]

He's gone silent for a few days now, I guess Oreo is not getting fed again.

[Vaporwear]

I knew a store owner that killed himself. Met the guy at a course for a new inventory software. He eventually noticed that large amounts of money were stolen. So he installed secret cameras. Turns out that his fiance was robbing him blind and when confronted that she was also cheating on him.
He offed himself with pills, I heard. Should've at least made it a murder suicide if you ask me.

Some men pussy out or fail but for the most part when they mean business they don't mess around. Whores more often than not just want attention.

I always appreciated Kurt Cobain for shooting himself in the head. That’s how you know his music was genuine. He wasn’t some trendy fake making mumble-core shit and pretending to be sad, no, he was a man who was deeply depressed and wanted to die and he was so authentic to who he is that he killed himself.

Now that, was a real entertainer.

One problem though, Kurt Cobain was murdered not jewwariod

Fake News brah where’s your source? It takes 10 seconds to google that and every site says he killed himself.

[Vaporwear]

I know some of you feel bad for this sorry bitch, but honestly I’m not.

[...]the Warthog is just fucking broken in a way that no one on the face of the Earth can possibly fix, not even herself, she is just that disconnected from reality due to her multiple mental and physical handicaps. [...] The Warthog is a legitimately damaged person who’s desperate to fix herself and has no idea how to and it’s questionable if she even has the capacity to save herself[...] Even The Warthog doesn’t want to be what she is.

I was expecting reasons as to why we should not feel bad for her, but all of these things you said are reasons to feel bad for her

Don’t be a fucking pussy you faggot. God the guests are mega retarded today.

[Guest]

Everyone knows Courtney Love killed him. He was juiced to the gills with enough heroin to kill an elephant, and according to the police report he only had a small entry wound despite supposedly using a shotgun. Dude's head should have burst like a watermelon.

[BenComicGraphics]

He's gone silent for a few days now, I guess Oreo is not getting fed again.

Or getting an 180lb alcohol cured feast

[Guest]

Some men pussy out or fail but for the most part when they mean business they don't mess around. Whores more often than not just want attention.

I CANT GET THE CAP OFF

[Guest]

You know why he doesn't want to make vids anymore? Because he did it only to rant about his childhood nostalgia and he ran out of material. He doesn't want to cover other games because it's no longer about himself, so he doesn't care. I've never met someone so insanely narcissistic before. Literally everything is about himself.

[Guest]

She will never neck herself without tweeting at Spoony first. I can guarantee this.

What on earth will they need to hang that beast?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Rupe

Mitchell Edward Rupe (1955 – February 7, 2006) was a convicted murderer who achieved notoriety when his death sentence was overturned after a judge determined that Rupe was too obese to hang.

...His death sentence was overturned twice, the second time being in 1994 when United States federal judge Thomas S. Zilly ruled that Rupe was too heavy to hang. Rupe was over 425 pounds at the time (as high as the scale went) and the judge was concerned that execution by hanging could cause Rupe to be decapitated, which would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.