April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:54 pm

Ohh, I feel like a new Counter Monkey brewing right here!

(As if he would ever do one of his shitty make-believe RPG videos ever again)

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:08 pm

Probably sold all the books and set for booze.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pumpkin Man » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:35 pm

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Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:36 am
Any woman under the age of 40 has automatic value and can get a man. Sure, it might not be the man they want or think they deserve, but there are so many fucking simps in the world. There is ALWAYS a man ready to 100% support a woman. Even 500 pound women can find black dudes that'll pay for everything to wife a white bitch.

April could easily go find another guy. I doubt she even tried to grab Brad from MKE, but now she's got that dick on demand and I bet he'll pay her billth as well.
That's not a black dude thing that's a self esteem thing. You've got guys treating fattys like their 10/10's because that's the best that they can personally do. No man that's worth anything is going to wife up some fat or unattractive woman because he's not desperate. You get some loser fat white women with a loser black dude or loser trailer park white dude or some beta dude that's never been laid in his life. She losers like Orcril depends on losers and beta dudes like that. Look at Spoony first girlfriend in his life some big fat redheaded white giant of a woman and now he wifed up Orcril and her useless pussy...and THAT was a step down from his fatty. An old bitch like Orcril is only going to be interesting to someone that has no ambitions and is happy to be with someone who isn't going to pressure them to be something beyond the loser that they already are I.E. Spoony. She'll need Spoony 2.0 to come along. Preferably someone smart enough to keep a job so Orcril can mooch of them but not have the social skills to pull a better woman than her so she'll never have to worry about losing her meal ticket.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:23 pm

It's both. It's a black dude thing and a self-esteem thing.

If you see a normal-looking guy with a landwhale, bet anything she either used to be hot and ballooned or the guy has low self-esteem.

If you see a normal BLACK guy with a landwhale, a lot of them claim to prefer that type of body. Could be self-esteem. Could be she used to look better. But it's also that 99% of chubby chasers seem to be black men.

There are a lot of fat women on dating websites who will specifically exclude black men BECAUSE of this shit.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:09 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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I have two children and a career to manage and I’m forthright. I think men find women like me intimidating.
Do you find a dumpster fire intimidating?
I had a good laugh at that. I already noped out at "two kids". Bitch, I'll tell you your league. Divorced but somewhat passable but mostly desperate guy that had absolutely everything taken from him by his ex, also father of two or more. Alternatively, younger but meth addicted guy that can fuck for actual days and doesn't care what he puts his dick in but will only stick around you for the meth money.
Writing for some shit internet site is hardly a career and having shat out two kids but not being able to hold a man is nothing to be proud of. Get over yourself. :lol:
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Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:11 am

What do a brick and a fat white woman have in common?
They've both been laid by a Mexican.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pumpkin Man » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:50 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:23 pm
It's both. It's a black dude thing and a self-esteem thing.

If you see a normal-looking guy with a landwhale, bet anything she either used to be hot and ballooned or the guy has low self-esteem.

If you see a normal BLACK guy with a landwhale, a lot of them claim to prefer that type of body. Could be self-esteem. Could be she used to look better. But it's also that 99% of chubby chasers seem to be black men.

There are a lot of fat women on dating websites who will specifically exclude black men BECAUSE of this shit.
Most of those fat white women chase after black men till they land one it's the other way around they prefer black men. If I see a normal black dude with a white chick around these parts she's usually fit and in shape. If she's fat she's either with some trailer park spoony looking guy or some bummy ghetto looking black dude while she looks equal the part. If I'm at the gym it's usually gym bunnies getting flirty with the black dudes while the white dudes sit back and scowl because they like beating around the bush with women while the black guys go straight to it. If I see a normal looking black dude with a fat white chick usually the guy is corny and nerdy as hell but I've never seen anyone throw themselves at a fat woman but the desperate regardless of ethnicity. Fat women know how to play their angle in the game. They're friendly, funny, try to lure you in and get you comfortable and wait till your horny and bored enough to stick it up in them. It works for some for others with better options it's a thing to make you turn your sleep. The more in shape you are the more fat women try to get flirty with you.
DHI Faggots pout and get mad because I tell them like it is then they have the nerve to call me a Pussy :roll: I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:38 am

Pumpkin Man wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:50 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:23 pm
It's both. It's a black dude thing and a self-esteem thing.

If you see a normal-looking guy with a landwhale, bet anything she either used to be hot and ballooned or the guy has low self-esteem.

If you see a normal BLACK guy with a landwhale, a lot of them claim to prefer that type of body. Could be self-esteem. Could be she used to look better. But it's also that 99% of chubby chasers seem to be black men.

There are a lot of fat women on dating websites who will specifically exclude black men BECAUSE of this shit.
Most of those fat white women chase after black men till they land one it's the other way around they prefer black men. If I see a normal black dude with a white chick around these parts she's usually fit and in shape. If she's fat she's either with some trailer park spoony looking guy or some bummy ghetto looking black dude while she looks equal the part. If I'm at the gym it's usually gym bunnies getting flirty with the black dudes while the white dudes sit back and scowl because they like beating around the bush with women while the black guys go straight to it. If I see a normal looking black dude with a fat white chick usually the guy is corny and nerdy as hell...
Uh-Huh. You're black aren't you?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Whybother » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:46 pm

Yeah... sure... black dudes don't chase fat white girls, that's just a myth. It's really the other way around... that's why about 75 percent of black standup comedians talk about lusting after fat whities for most their act.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:40 pm

Whybother wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:46 pm
Yeah... sure... black dudes don't chase fat white girls, that's just a myth. It's really the other way around... that's why about 75 percent of black standup comedians talk about lusting after fat whities for most their act.
Fake news.

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We however deserve to fuck their hot black women. As long as they've only fucked white guys.
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