Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

Miles lives in a big suburban house by himself, a house way too big for a single guy. I guess the Antwiler's bought into that nonsense "American dream" where you buy a house too big than what you need and move to the suburbs.

Zoning laws in a lot of the country make it harder to not buy a "too big" house if you don't want to live in an Antifa Urban Enclave or out in the woods.

[rabidtictac]

Miles lives in a big suburban house by himself, a house way too big for a single guy. I guess the Antwiler's bought into that nonsense "American dream" where you buy a house too big than what you need and move to the suburbs.

Zoning laws in a lot of the country make it harder to not buy a "too big" house if you don't want to live in an Antifa Urban Enclave or out in the woods.

This. The zoning laws in some places only allow 1 house per shit-ton of acres for some raisin. Unless you live in the shithole city, where they stack houses like legos.

[Guest]

Miles lives in a big suburban house by himself, a house way too big for a single guy. I guess the Antwiler's bought into that nonsense "American dream" where you buy a house too big than what you need and move to the suburbs.

Zoning laws in a lot of the country make it harder to not buy a "too big" house if you don't want to live in an Antifa Urban Enclave or out in the woods.

In tons of places they tore down houses built in the '50s and '60s and replaced them with McMansions in the run-up to the 2009 financial crisis. In a place like Arizona the market price of the older ones never recovered and they quickly became culturally enriched. We all know Miles doesn't abide by any fucking enrichment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine your life being so dreadful you're taking advice from Spoony.

You'd do that too if you had the unfounded belief that Spoony is the second coming of Jeebus.

[Moe Bitches]

The fact that they even believe in Jeebus.

[Guest]

Imagine your life being so dreadful you're taking advice from Spoony.

You'd do that too if you had the unfounded belief that Spoony is the second coming of Jeebus.

Didn't Rachael have a tweet where she had a shrine to Spoony that she prayed to every night?

[Moe Bitches]

Lmao I think so.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She should definitely stop pretending that she can be anywhere close to the peak waifu that is Helga Pataki.

The fact that they even believe in Jeebus.

They don't, actually. The Church of Spoony is their new source of salvation.

[Guest]

I've known a narc like him. She would pass off her flaws just like Spoony does with humor, but would also be serious and it was only after a little time had passed that any of us realized just how messed up she was. It's uncanny.

did you bang her

[Newhalf]

Does the Spoony shrine contain greasy strands of his hair and samples of jizz stolen from Lord knows where?