Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Every year, my friend. Every year.

[Guest]

Well, is it still year of the Spoony?
Or was that last year..
Or is it every year?

2019 and 2020 were the most entartaining years in Spoonyverse since yearly 2010s. Car crash, eviction saga, Aprils's betrayal, Piss Ogre, etc. And now Spoony is being haunted by ghosts of mexicans killed by Miles. Top tier content.

[da PAC Nigguh]

He's never been able to hold a regular job even when his dad gift-wrapped one for him. And, that was right out of college before he was a complete mushroom or the Lord of Tekken.
Even if Miles forces him to apply at Arby's or whatever (which is all he's qualified to do now) he'll just no call/no show until he gets fired. Or walk out when they ask him to refill the curly fires. Miles can't babysit him all day.
It's either an occasional livestream for donations or it will be nothing.

Who was the IN that got a job with Disney and showed up for work at noon on his first day or some shit like that?

[Newhalf]

Spoony is a bit like a failed child actor.
While technically an adult, he was still kinda child minded when he lucked into becoming "kind of a big deal" without actually achieving anything extraordinary.
Then he went on for some years just being "the shit" until he just wasn't.
He never managed to cope with it.
That's why his future prospects are bleak.
Like, can you name a failed child actor who eventually got their shit back together?
And don't say Macaulay Culkin... cos I don't really know if I would count that..

[Guest]

Since when does a Will & Grace guest appearance count as getting your life back on track? Dude's appearing in internet videos to promote a dead on arrival website.

Macauley's done, son. Maybe he never was.

[BenComicGraphics]

He's never been able to hold a regular job even when his dad gift-wrapped one for him. And, that was right out of college before he was a complete mushroom or the Lord of Tekken.
Even if Miles forces him to apply at Arby's or whatever (which is all he's qualified to do now) he'll just no call/no show until he gets fired. Or walk out when they ask him to refill the curly fires. Miles can't babysit him all day.
It's either an occasional livestream for donations or it will be nothing.

Who was the IN that got a job with Disney and showed up for work at noon on his first day or some shit like that?

Are you thinking of Egoraptor who got a job for Adult Swim, showed up hours late on his first day, cursed out his boss and quit?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Could be, probably got them confused.

[MegaNigger]

Latza? He worked for Disney.

[Rushy]

Like, can you name a failed child actor who eventually got their shit back together?

Daniel Radcliffe? He was an alcoholic for some time and then smoothly transitioned into being an eccentric character actor

[Newhalf]

Alright, I'll buy that one.

However I still do not believe Spoony has much of a future.

It really seems like the's the one that might give up the ghost earlier than any comparable IN, and not because he will even lift a finger to do himself in. He's way too full of himself to do that.