Movie Thread

[Guest]

They probably mean the wonky Erik Serra score and his terrible song at the end. Goldeneye doesn't really make much sense, either. It's 006 lusting after Bond from the shadows?



New Bond trailer tomorrow. Expect negro hijinks!

[rabidtictac]

Forgot about this movie. This one was good too. So was From Russia with Love.

My father always liked Roger Moore because he felt a spy shouldn't be as flashy as Connery, Dalton and Brosnan were.

[Guest]

I only watch good spy fiction like Totally Spies.

[Guest]

It's the same damn movie, cocklord. Bond gets a shoulder injury at the beginning that takes him out of active duty then is completely forgotten after the first act, MI6 gets blown up by a villain from M's past who wants to kill her, a hot French girl is involved.... Pervert & Wade "wrote" both movies.

So they're the same movie because of a couple of superficial references in a film filled with superficial references to previous Bond films

Might as well argue that Beowulf and The Terminator are the same

[Guest]

My father always liked Roger Moore because he felt a spy shouldn't be as flashy as Connery, Dalton and Brosnan were.

You ever ask your dad why he thought Timothy Dalton was flashy but Roger Moore wasn't?

[rabidtictac]

My father always liked Roger Moore because he felt a spy shouldn't be as flashy as Connery, Dalton and Brosnan were.

You ever ask your dad why he thought Timothy Dalton was flashy but Roger Moore wasn't?

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Guest]

It's the same damn movie, cocklord. Bond gets a shoulder injury at the beginning that takes him out of active duty then is completely forgotten after the first act, MI6 gets blown up by a villain from M's past who wants to kill her, a hot French girl is involved.... Pervert & Wade "wrote" both movies.

So they're the same movie because of a couple of superficial references in a film filled with superficial references to previous Bond films

Might as well argue that Beowulf and The Terminator are the same

Log in, Ass.

[Le Redditeur]

I only watch good spy fiction like Totally Spies.

I see you are a gentleman of culture as well.

[Guest]

You should try watching John Le Carre movies where everything's America's fault and nothing ever gets resolved.

[Guest]

This was the last trailer. A new one drops today. Even though the director said there weren't going to be reshoots they did reshoot part of the movie to alter the bad guy's plot to release a virus that would kill the planet or something because it reminded everyone of what Hollywood's Chinese overlord did. The unbearable blackness and pro-woman shit is, thankfully, still there!

Bash the fash!