Movie Thread

[Guest]

Spoiler for Tenet:

Future Earth died because of climate change, so they work with bad guys in the past (our present) to set off a secret algorithm that will reverse entropy and cause the Earth to die.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Meh I liked it the environmental stuff is kept to a minimum if you don’t pay attention for one scene you’d never even notice it. For the most part it’s a cool spy thriller/heist film with decent action.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Future Earth died because of climate change, so they work with bad guys in the past (our present) to set off a secret algorithm that will reverse entropy and cause the Earth to die.

How does St. Greta factor into this ?

[Rushy]

Quantum's easily my favourite Craig. It's straightforward, doesn't have all the emotional melodrama in it(aside from a few subtle nods to Royale) and doesn't hang around for an eternity on landscape shots like the Mendes films. I still don't think it's great, though. Ironically, Craig's best performance as Bond *was* in Spectre, but it's just wasted in that film. He's finally chilled out and left behind the thug stuff.

I'd say there hasn't really been a classic Bond since Goldeneye, maybe The World Is Not Enough.

[CuckTurdginson]

Tenet has triggered the shit out of the idiots on Film Twitter because Nolan has insisted on a theatrical release - so they're all shitting on it.
The movie will always have brownie points with me for doing that.

[Guest]

Quantum's easily my favourite Craig. It's straightforward, doesn't have all the emotional melodrama in it(aside from a few subtle nods to Royale) and doesn't hang around for an eternity on landscape shots like the Mendes films. I still don't think it's great, though. Ironically, Craig's best performance as Bond *was* in Spectre, but it's just wasted in that film. He's finally chilled out and left behind the thug stuff.

I'd say there hasn't really been a classic Bond since Goldeneye, maybe The World Is Not Enough.

Craig really should have been replaced after Skyfall, aka Too Old For This Shit. EON has always held on to actors way too long, which happens when they keep insisting on casting leads n their 40s or close to it. At the least, they could grow his hair out and put him in clothes that aren't skintight. He's 52 for chrissakes.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Tenet is going to be the next film bizarrely branded "right wing" just like Joker was, all because of the pussy critics whining about putting it in theaters and people going to see it despite them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Tenet will paint the streets of America red with blood.

At the least, they could grow his hair out and put him in clothes that aren't skintight. He's 52 for chrissakes.

You're just jelly.

[Guest]

Jealous of a bisexual man? Never!

True story: he and Rachel Weisz were part of a bisexual orgy group that included Sam Mendes and a bunch of other swinging Brit actors. I read it on a gay gossip site so it's can't be anything other than the God's honest truth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What did that gay gossip site say about the queerbaiting in Rwby?