April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[da PAC Nigguh]

I started sifting through her Twitter history but got nauseous a few pages in so I'm just going to say I must have got her mixed up with some other slut.
Okay I take everything back, April is a saint

It was A­pril.

[casual pleb]

Complains about not having enough money to buy useless merch crap. Yep, seems about right. She doesn't deserve any sympathy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>feeling poor in comparison to an actual millionaire

No shit, Sherlock.

>feeling like a burden while sharing the household with The Spoony One

[Vaporwear]

Orcy once low key whined about Spoops not raking in PewDiePie-like mounds of cash, which is apparently what she expected.
Wether that was ever a realistic expectation or not, it still goes to show what she was after.
So anyone claiming she was always a completely innocent and truly loved Spoopy for his noodle arms and narcissistic personality and it was never about money can officially go eat dick, cuz I'm having nun of it.

I’ve always contended that April was a low-tier gold digger that went to that convention with the sole goal of hitching herself to a suitably popular IN. Spoony just happened to be the one to take the bait I’m sure she would’ve settled with one of the other popular INs at the time.

That said, Spoony could’ve made that type of relationship work. Or he could’ve dumped her early on if he felt he was being used. Instead he let everything about his life collapse due to pure narcissism mixed in with some minor depression. April clearly expected Spoony to be the bull of her dreams. He was supposed to take care of the hard realities of life, pay for the vast majority of the billth, and maybe shill her shitty Etsy store sometimes. Instead she got a petulant manchild who refused to be the traditional bread winning man of this vaguely traditional set up.

April for her part should’ve left 3 to 4 years ago instead of just last year. Antwhiler has clearly been a failure for years now but April was too addicted to the fantasy of being a homeowner and living in her mostly clean (except for the basement) abode. That she left only once the home was officially foreclosed on makes it clear that at some point she had given up on him and was only sticking around because the house was still his. It’s some backstabbing shit but it’s also worth nothing that Antwhiler didn’t uphold his end of this unwritten, unsaid bargain. Spoony wanted pussy? Spoony better pay(by providing a modest middle class lifestyle). I can imagine having to interact with that bitter, useless piece of shit was intolerable, I ALMOST feel sympathy for her because she had to do that sometimes, but mostly it seemed like he stayed in the basement, so I’m sure it was easy for her to pretend that she and the dog were the only people living there.

That relationship was never honest and both sides played the other, though I would contend that April would’ve functioned perfectly fine as a mostly stay at home girlfriend/wife(?) that would double as the maid, dog walker, and cum dumpster. They’re both slackers though it’s just that one slacker was a bit more ambitious in that she was also willing to work a couple part time jobs to try to pay some of the billth. But that’s it really. It’s best not to take sides either way, these two only reinforced the worst traits of the other and both got burned.

But at least April has disappeared and for all we know she’s dating some new “Iron Bull” who’s treating her the way she expected Spoony to treat her. Meanwhile Spoony is exactly in the same place he was last year.

[Newhalf]

Oh she should have moved out a lot sooner or never even moved in in the first place is what I'm saying. It is certainly Spoony's fault but I wanted to question how sincere she ever was about loving the actual person Noah and not the money, lifestyle and "fame" he could potentially bring.
Cause I don't buy he was ever a person that was easy to get along with.
Holding out for so long was certainly out of misguided hope that things would turn around, just like his loser fans. That, or she really cared about the dog, the real victim in this tragicomedy.

[Some Sick Fuck]

If anything, she never really complained about their living, at the very least not on twitter. When her "roomate" (I don't know what to hell him, certainly not boyfriend) was full on blasting garbage on twitter for years and years, she kept silent and didn't really say anything. And after the Orc had enough, she basically disappeared from the internet - you think a gold digger would've left loooong time ago and probably shared all the embarrasing stories from living with "The SpoonyOne". I don't take her for gold digger. I think she's dumb, but not malicious or a cunt.

[Vaporwear]

If anything, she never really complained about their living, at the very least not on twitter. When her "roomate" (I don't know what to hell him, certainly not boyfriend) was full on blasting garbage on twitter for years and years, she kept silent and didn't really say anything. And after the Orc had enough, she basically disappeared from the internet - you think a gold digger would've left loooong time ago and probably shared all the embarrasing stories from living with "The SpoonyOne". I don't take her for gold digger. I think she's dumb, but not malicious or a cunt.

You don’t have to be a malicious cunt to be a gold digger, and I never said she was a smart gold digger, she’s pretty dumb and meek for sure.

She stuck around purely for the house. Women feel entitled to living in a house, they like that shit. Spoony got one for her so she refused to leave cause house.

The only reason she was there for so long was house. That’s it.

[veris leta facies]

I can't believe Elon Musk made $2.3 billion in 2018. My gods I'm so poor in comparision. O_____O

[da PAC Nigguh]

I can't believe Elon Musk made $2.3 billion in 2018. My gods I'm so poor in comparision. O_____O

One of the few truly successful African Americans.

[veris leta facies]

A living proof how Africans can succeed in life just as well as Westerners. Checkmate, racists!