Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[DARKSOULSCharacter]

Real name is Lonski. A people lookup site has an April Lonski living in Spoony's house.

Oh wow, never even thought about that but it fits April's personality of pretentious titles. "Von" is associated with Germanic nobility. And most of her store is unneeded Latin. So we have a pole pretending to be a German or Roman aristocrat.

[Dingus Bajingus]

So we've officially crossed the line from being oh so lonely for his soul mate into blaming her for no longer being willing to put up with his shit. "Walked out on me" is strong language, Noah. You can insulate it with all he "but i know its my fault tho" lip service you want, but that won't hide what you really mean by it.

[Guest]

[mad bum]

>Falling for the liquid bait
>No one telling her it's bait

[Guest]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Look who's jumping into that cesspool.

Well, she did do the "I miss my friends from CA"-bit first.

>Falling for the liquid bait
>No one telling her it's bait

It's funnier that way.

To be fair, it was a stupid suggestion.

All suggestions are stupid because spoony’s not gonna listen to anyone anyway and will respond by being a snarky asshole instead.

Also notice he ignored the part where he also suggested that he should get the fuck out of his house. That part he can’t be a snarky asshole at because it’s legit good advice, so instead he’s gonna pretend he didn’t see it.

Fucking this. Always keep your replies to INs as short and to the point as possible. If you include multiple bits of advice and/or criticism, they will zero in on the weakest link in the chain and ignore everything else.

[Complicity]

>Falling for the liquid bait
>No one telling her it's bait

Solid can't bring himself to expose Liquid, when Liquid is saying exactly what Solid is thinking.
He may even think he wrote those tweets himself.

So, Spoony's deep fake singing Baka Mitai when(i don't know how to make it, nor how to upload videos here from my pc)?

[rabidtictac]

I'm more interested when he'll sing this song and then follow the advice in the chorus:

[Guest]

Breaking News: Spoony has left the house. Repeat: Spoony has left the house. This is how we know the situation is dire.

[Guest]

He said that the VCR golf game was the last time he was truly happy and that was years ago. So even with his orc maid he wasnt truly happy this few years?