Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

How would he even prevent scurvy? He'd have to buy fresh fruits and vegetables and you know he's not going to the store more than 2x per month, if that. But I bet he hits up the liquor store twelve times monthly.

He may very well have no food in his house. But it's by his own choice. He could easily rent a uhaul and drag his busted ass back to Miles if he seriously can't get a square meal. But he's lying. He gets enough from jewtube and paymetons to afford food. He's not paying any of his house payments right now, just utilities (if that.) Where has all his money gone for the last 6+ years? Well, where do you think? Where makes the most sense? Hint hint, it's in liquid form.

Aren't you following muh Spoony lore? He's said himself he's going back to Arizona soon. He's losing the house at last, it's only a matter of months now.

[Guest]

This must be the most pathetic thread overall:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He plays his fans like a fiddle.

And the Emo goes on and on...

We need a #depression cover of this:

[casual pleb]

Damn those people, giving actual useful advice, they are so nasty.

[Le Redditeur]

"Bayonetta But Chubby" - and a fucking ugly MAN, you degenerate children molester.

[veris leta facies]

This kinda reminds me of the drunk from Leaving Las Vegas played by Nicholas Cage. "I'm not gonna see a doctor", a slow minded drunk who has drank his brains out babbling something simpleminded and inane. Oh, and..

Who would've guessed that all of these last remaining fans are looney bin material.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The same procedure as every tweet...

[Vaporwear]

And the Emo goes on and on...
This is just boring now.

According to him she dumped his ass over a year ago.

What a colossal pussy. He needs to get that scurvy and die already, he’s literally a blight on humanity, the laziest and most pathetic example of what humanity looks like when it becomes self indulgent and lazy.

[Vaporwear]

This kinda reminds me of the drunk from Leaving Las Vegas played by Nicholas Cage. "I'm not gonna see a doctor", a slow minded drunk who has drank his brains out babbling something simpleminded and inane. Oh, and..

Who would've guessed that all of these last remaining fans are looney bin material.

Also this is ignoring the 5 years before the breakup where he did absolutely nothing but the occasional shitty Livestream and almost never mentioned his girlfriend anyway. Nothing has actually changed in those 5 years except his “girlfriend” officially ditched him and now she’s what he uses for his pity party tweets. He mentions her wayyyy more now than when he was officially still with her, I literally think he tweets about her more in the last 8 months than he did in the entirety of the time that they were together.

Motherfucker is full of shit at worst he’s upset that he doesn’t get one square meal from her anymore. And Oreo? Hasn’t been walked since she left. That’s the real victim in all this, that poor dog is totally fucked.

[mad bum]

Has Noah's twitter been taken over by DHI? I just see a bunch of comments shitting all over him. either that or the normies are finally waking up.