Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

But it's true! The last 10 or so years have all been an elaborate ruse, its footage used for the upcoming Spoony movie!

Elaborate? If Liquid opened another Patreon and told people that his subs had suddenly gone to zero I bet Spoony's remaining orbiters would pile onto it to protect boss without questioning if it's fake or not.

While I don't think it's a good idea to go to jail for fraud just to exploit some money from these (deservingly stupid) trannies, if Liquid happens to be one of those Russians who subtitle Spoony videos, I'd say: go for it.

[Cuckara]

Now that Spoony is outright blaming April for all of his woes, is there anything else he can possibly say to further prove he is a legitimately loathsome individual? I'm tempted to say he can't possibly sink lower, but he has consistently found new ways every time, so I'm trying to see if anyone can predict how he can sink further.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Elaborate?

Solid Spoony is just method acting for a his movie, which - as it turns out - is a mockumentary.

[Cucksonjin]

I wouldn't call Spoony "solid" More like flacid ..

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I wouldn't call Spoony "solid" More like flacid ..

What April would’ve said to her female friends before she fucked off.

[pibbs]

The REAL Spoony Experiment:

Phase One: become an IN and see how much abuse fan base will take. Increase obnoxiousness while decreasing production over a period of 5 years. Fake Illnesses, a lot of them! Pile them on, even to the point of absurdity. Observe and record results.

Phase Two: Burn bridges. ALL of them. Begin obsessive tweets about a specific famous person. Cry about easily remedied mental illnesses and roast any well-meaning advice. Try to average twenty to thirty tweets a day. Decrease production to a handful of unwanted low quality, live streams. Observe fan base reaction and loyalty.

Phase Three: LOSE everything and become a wretched Gollum person. STOP ALL VIDEO PRODUCTION. Blame other individuals including POTUS for circumstances. Record type of people that still remain loyal.

Phase Four: unknown

[Guest]

Phase Four: cirrhosis

[BenComicGraphics]

But it's true! The last 10 or so years have all been an elaborate ruse, its footage used for the upcoming Spoony movie!

Elaborate? If Liquid opened another Patreon and told people that his subs had suddenly gone to zero I bet Spoony's remaining orbiters would pile onto it to protect boss without questioning if it's fake or not.

While I don't think it's a good idea to go to jail for fraud just to exploit some money from these (deservingly stupid) trannies, if Liquid happens to be one of those Russians who subtitle Spoony videos, I'd say: go for it.

Do it like madcucks and make it obvious enough

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wouldn't call Spoony "solid" More like flacid ..

Rigor Mortis Spoony.

The REAL Spoony Experiment:

While we think that he's sitting in his basement and turning into Gollum, he's actually sitting on his porch, sipping an expensive wine while waving to the neighbors.

[Guest]

The REAL Spoony Experiment:

Phase Four: unknown

A few pages back someone posted about there was this guy who wrote a blog about all his various ailments, was clearly an alcoholic, and begged people for donations. Though funny this guy did at least some free-lance writing work. That's end-game spoony.