Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Spanish Sperg Update.

Last time we checked in, he was living in a garage in Michigan, but had reconciled with his fiery Spanish lover after threatening to blow his head off in front of her family. But the virus was tearing them apart!

One month later, apparently the long-distance reconciliation is over. Those hot blooded women and the nerds that love them! Still living in a garage though:

Also still singing about his friend that sucks cock. To the tune of Cuphead.

[rabidtictac]

The only mistake about the move from Arizona was buying a house instead of a small apartment. You don't need a fucking house for just you and your shithead girlfriend that don't want to have children. Especially not when your "job" has potentially unstable pay.
Other than that he finally stopped living with his little brother and moved close to the people willing to do the whole internet video stuff with him.

Now going and blaming April, whining about all the sacrifices he made for her is downright disgusting. For as much of a useless cow she was, he is the very last person to make complaints.

Think about how much work she probably did daily while they were together.

She did all the cooking, I bet.
She took care of Oreo.
She worked a real job folding clothes to contribute to the household budget.
She did the cleaning.
She made sure Noah ate once every fortnite, and probably mopped up his puke when his drinking got too bad.
She offered emotional support and a warm hole whenever his whiskey dick would allow for it.

Noah was never going to get a better deal than that. She was a fucking fangirl herself! Dating a fangirl is like dating a cuckslave. She would have done anything for him because she wuvved him that much, in her weird, creepy, dead-eyed doll way. She just wanted him to step up and become the daddy skyrim dom she always needed.

I find it despicable that he has the balls to fucking blame HER. He claims he sacrificed to be with her? Bullshit. He doesn't think for a minute about what SHE sacrificed to be with HIM. She sacrificed a normal relationship for a dysfunctional alcoholic. She sacrificed her prime marriage/childhood years to shack up with an ungrateful, arrogant NEET. He bought that house because he wanted it. Just like how he's waiting until they force him out because he's too fucking lazy and shitty to move out on his own. He could easily pack up his bullshit and drive to AZ to be with Miles again. Miles is probably too kind to say no. But he continues to squat in that house he can't afford until the loan holder is forced to bring cops to evict him.

What a cunt.

[rabidtictac]

Wait, I just saw that the warthog is an alcoholic who relapsed four times?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder they want to be with Spoony so bad! If the two of them got together, that'd be like Amberlynn Reid dating Chantal Sarault! HAHAHAHA! She'd be guzzling Jim Beam by the gallon within the first week!

[Carn]

Spoony is finally facing a bit of backlash from what's left of his retarded fanbase. He dared blame a woman for his problems, that won't go down well on Twitter even with the extremely autistic.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Also still singing about his friend that sucks cock. To the tune of Cuphead.

I am still impressed that this guy exists. But I am not surprised that he's full of shit - he went from baiting suicide to blaming coh-ron-a on his love of his life kicking him out of her house and our of her country, to being sad and pathetic and building imaginary arcade cabinets in an abandoned garage he's squatting in. But I bet he's not losing hope, because Ernie Hudson may just read his book, any day from now! (Was he pestering him about a book he wrote? I'm not sure...)

[Kugelfisch]

But I bet he's not losing hope, because Ernie Hudson may just read his book, any day from now! (Was he pestering him about a book he wrote? I'm not sure...)

Yup, that's him. I bet seeing Ernie Hudson "working with" the Irate Gamer gave him new hope.

[Guest]

Also still singing about his friend that sucks cock. To the tune of Cuphead.

I am still impressed that this guy exists. But I am not surprised that he's full of shit - he went from baiting suicide to blaming coh-ron-a on his love of his life kicking him out of her house and our of her country, to being sad and pathetic and building imaginary arcade cabinets in an abandoned garage he's squatting in. But I bet he's not losing hope, because Ernie Hudson may just read his book, any day from now! (Was he pestering him about a book he wrote? I'm not sure...)

Spanish Sperg is my favorite bit character, unlike most of the trannies who are Eldritch horrors that you wish didn't exist -- this guy I wish posted more. He wrote in one of his imdb reviews that he doesn't speak Spanish very well and was unable to legally work in Europe so naturally he spent a year in Spain, working on getting his self-published books turned into movies by asking nerd heroes on twitter to act in them. It seems he saw absolutely no flaw in this plan.

[Guest]

Those are pictures taken from here https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
The AI makes a fake person from real photos.

Fuck me that's creepy

[Guest]

Spanish Sperg is my favorite bit character, unlike most of the trannies who are Eldritch horrors that you wish didn't exist -- this guy I wish posted more. He wrote in one of his imdb reviews that he doesn't speak Spanish very well and was unable to legally work in Europe so naturally he spent a year in Spain, working on getting his self-published books turned into movies by asking nerd heroes on twitter to act in them. It seems he saw absolutely no flaw in this plan.

He really is true lolcow material in the Chris Chan mould. I'm amazed foxdick, /cow/ etc haven't caught onto him

[casual pleb]

Isn't Bryan his nephew or smthng? And he forced his underage niece into one of his singing about cock sucking videos?
Also he dedicates this last one to his so called "love" - I'm sure she really appreciates it./s
Imagine being salty about someone cucking you so much, that you keep continuously publicly humiliating yourself for years.