Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

Wth is this, did liquid take over his account somehow? Is he drunk - tweeting? What did he ever do for her apart for letting to squat in his house rent free? What did he have to give up for her? Got to be really thirsty for those pity tweets/bucks to the point of complete delusion.

[Vaporwear]

Yes we can all agree that April was mediocre but also the best Spoony could possibly hope for.

That he lost that mediocre bitch is entirely his fault and he should feel bad about that but also it’s been 8 months now he can’t expect normal people to seriously believe that he’s still that upset over losing some mediocre gold-digger.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Threw your life away? Fucker, It's not like you left a career behind to try and start a new one. You'd been working from home for years before that relationship started. All you had to bring along was your recording equipment, source material and anything resembling a work ethic, and you could have kept doing the exact same shit you were already doing. And you were talking about social isolation in that drunk Twilight review long before the move, so don't tell me it's a social life you feel like you left behind. Near as I can tell, the only thing you had in Arizona that you lack in Illinois was someone to keep the fire lit under your ass to actually produce content.

[Vaporwear]

Hella bullshit for sure, apparently puke isn’t the only thing spewing out of his mouth. Spoony didn’t throw anything away for April. Logically thinking about it, what did he even lose when he left Arizona? Being a burden to his brother? Cause if anything he had more opportunities to develop his “acting” career by being relatively close by Walker and Jones, who where willing to have him involved in their productions.

He bought a house sure, but the house wasn’t the problem. He just needed to keep making reviews and his Patreon earnings would’ve easily helped him afford the mortgage indefinitely.

The only thing true about what he tweeted is that he threw his life away, but not for April. He threw away everything by neglecting everything about his life, including April. He could’ve had it all but threw it all away for no discernible reason, except that he’s an egotistical prick who believed he was too good for this YouTube shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's really overdoing it with his April blaming. One of these days a landwhale with a wart on her face will pour acid into April's face.

One of you should get friendly with April and try to get her to spill the Juan but not forgotten cuisine of The Spoonyone's Private life in the inebriated afterglow of Iron Bull rollplay sex.

Why? His fans don't believe in the reality of Spoony they get straigth from the source. Why would they believe in the fiendish lies of the Anti-Christ?

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Yeah, he sacrificed so much! He worked his fingers to the bone doing jack shit for 6 years! Fuck that ungrateful Bitch! This is all her fault!

Someone notify Nostalgia chic or some other feminist bitch to this shit. I want to see this N Werd crucified by the very SJW crowd he simps! It's poetic Justice and exactly what he deserves!

When his life is double destroyed maybe then he will do the only decent thing he can and vote Trump.

[Guest]

He's really overdoing it with his April blaming. One of these days a landwhale with a wart on her face will pour acid into April's face.

That might be an improvement; unless she is wearing that one Male Orc Acid Resistance Mask

[pibbs]

Rinse and repeat.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Boss did everything he could... it wasn't enough. Nothing was ever his fault...

Fucking lying piece of shit. Does anyone actually believe that he puked all over himself while waking up? I think not. We see him making up garbage all the time, and while he's not on Booger's level, he sure loves the attention in his own way.

[Guest]

The motherfucker is unfuckingbelievable. I wonder if this idiot actually believes that april is to blame for his shitshow of a life, or if he is just doing it for the pity. Or both.


Also, yeah, I am sure this happened. Not. I wonder why does this cretin pos shit like this.

And I love that immediately his retards start #meagain-ing in the comments. How do these people even function irl?