Movie Thread

[Liar Revealed]

Wait Carvey said that?

I remember I always thought 'Aren't we just doing Bill and Ted?' I thought we'd be nailed as doing a Bill and Ted ripoff. But I think Mike's a clever writer, and he put his own stamp on 'excellent' and 'way, no way.' Bill and Ted did precede us, but I guess it didn't matter.

[Guest]

Deep Blue Sea 3 was okay. The lead actress is alright, and the action is pretty okay for a Modern Year direct-to-video cheapy sequel.

This is like the fifth Girl Vs. Shark movie I've seen since the Blake Lively one and they are violent and gory but are always held back by the modern day puritanism the lefties have gifted our society with. The lead, Tania Raymonde, is a super-fit hot brown chick who really should be doing porn but somehow sexed her way into a mainstream career; she's always running around in tight, high-cut bathing suits but the director is so terrified of a dangerhair giving it a bad review and hashtag-cancelling his career that he constantly cuts around her body, just giving hints of what she's wearing. It's like in San Andreas, where Alexandra Daddario and her massive melons were running around in a wet tank top and was always shot from the collar bone up because HOW DARE YOU SEXUALIZE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!

These really are the last days of Western civilization.

[Moe Bitches]

Did you know about the first two?
There's the fact that it took 17 years apparently from the original 1999 one to the 2018 sequel. And guess what? The movie manages to look worse than the original.

[Guest]

A thicc white girl is all I remember about the second movie.

First movie wasn't great, but it was directed by Renny Harlin and had a budget of $82 million, so it looked good at least.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And guess what? The movie manages to look worse than the original.

Such is a fade of every cheap horror movie sequel.

[Guest]

Tranny director of The Matrix claims it was an allegory for being tranny. Called it: Matrix 4 is going to undo the red pill meme. So much for "woke" Keanu. Between that and the girl-power reboot of Bill & Ted, it's obvious John Wick took the blue pill.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Tranny director of The Matrix claims it was an allegory for being tranny. Called it: Matrix 4 is going to undo the red pill meme. So much for "woke" Keanu. Between that and the girl-power reboot of Bill & Ted, it's obvious John Wick took the blue pill.

Keanu dated a tranny years ago.

[rabidtictac]

The really stupid shit didn't even show up in the first Matrix movie. Woke directors always trying to insert their polidick into something people like retroactively.

[Guest]

The really stupid shit didn't even show up in the first Matrix movie. Woke directors always trying to insert their polidick into something people like retroactively.

It might not be that retroactive. Wachowski brothers have been tranny degenerates for a long time (which is why they had careers) and one of the characters in the original Matrix was going to be a man in the real world but a woman in the Matrix.

This might be one of the few instances where I actually believe the creators when they say 'It was meant as LGBTBBQ allegory' years after the fact.

[BenComicGraphics]

The really stupid shit didn't even show up in the first Matrix movie. Woke directors always trying to insert their polidick into something people like retroactively.

First movie was a hong kong action version of Dark City. Change my mind