Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I wish he'd die already.

Don't bet on it. It will take him literally decades to die of alcoholism. He'll be a whiny drunk until his body gives out in his early 60's. He might get lucky and get corona but somehow I suspect even if the pandemic killed everyone in America he'd be the one person to survive it.

[Guest]

He might get lucky and get corona but somehow I suspect even if the pandemic killed everyone in America he'd be the one person to survive it.

Spoony won't get the rona. He was social isolating years before it was cool.

[Guest]

I wish he'd die already.

Don't bet on it. It will take him literally decades to die of alcoholism. He'll be a whiny drunk until his body gives out in his early 60's. He might get lucky and get corona but somehow I suspect even if the pandemic killed everyone in America he'd be the one person to survive it.

After Amerikkka splits apart in the next five years he'll become the leader of his own personal territory, guarded by an army of followers he helped through the dark times.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'll just keep sitting in his basement, buried under the ruins of his house, forgotten by everyone.

>calling him "Spoony" instead of "Noah"
>being unable to declare her love for him without passive generalizations
>thinking her own situation could serve as an example that shit can go better

I don't think she'll make it to the end of the year without going radio silent again.

[MegaNigger]

All I know is my tax dollars are keeping these people alive and that makes me their master and I say they should be euthanized.

[pibbs]

At the time he probably complained and told them to knock it off.

[Nehezir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk
Spoony misses this.

[RedLine]

Maybe you shouldn't be such a worthless sack of crap then? The barest minimum of human effort would have kept her around and you couldn't even pull that off.

This is code for "April was whacking it while playing Skyrim all night", right?

[rabidtictac]

At the time he probably complained and told them to knock it off.

He was drunk as fuck the entire time she was around. It's quiet now because he's day drinking all day and Oreo is stuck fending for herself. Bet that house smells like piss and one room is full of dog crap.

He doesn't want her back. He wants to use her being gone as something new to bitch about on twatter.

[Guest]

Eight months later. Imagine what he could have accomplished in that amount of time, what he can still accomplish but won't.