Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

I could swear that blogspot was discovered ages ago when he started his counter monkey video series.

Didn't Spoony renew the actual domain for ten years or something crazy like that? Boss knew you bitches might try something. Can't outsmart Boss.

Yes, it's registered up until 2026 or something like that. By that point, it won't matter at all because it's been defunct for so long that nobody will ever check it anyway.

[Cucksonjin]

I could swear that blogspot was discovered ages ago when he started his counter monkey video series.

Didn't Spoony renew the actual domain for ten years or something crazy like that? Boss knew you bitches might try something. Can't outsmart Boss.

Yes, it's registered up until 2026 or something like that. By that point, it won't matter at all because it's been defunct for so long that nobody will ever check it anyway.

Cucksons in the future will check it once a year in memory of boss

[Guest]

How in the blue hell does he STILL get $370 on Patreon? Did people forget they were giving him money?

As established there are some people that go out of their way to offer unrealistic levels of support/help to Noah only for Noah to tell them to fuck off. This includes:

A) someone offering to go visit him and help him mow his damn lawn
B) someone offering to contact Joe and Lewis so the three of them can set up a tabletop session and revive Noah's career
C) a fucking licensed therapist offering to see Noah for free and help him sort out his demons.

With those extremes, I can totally buy enough people passively put down $5 a month and forgot.

Didn't Joe himself contact Spoony and offer to help him, too?

[Kugelfisch]

Fucking everyone did. Brad, Doge, Joe, just about anyone currently or former CA plus dozens of fans.

[Guest]

He's waiting for Lupa. They were meant to be miserable together.

[wulfenlord]

sigh... it's just so #depressing to watch his Patreon income decline at a snail's pace.

It took until March '17 to drop below 1k (disregarding the financial injection by "Not-Linkara" in June '17), and then it took the whole of 2018 to drop below 500. In the second half of 2019 we saw the only major step so far, of his beggar's income dropping below 400, and for the most part of current YEAR OF THE SPOON it averaged at around 350, with the lowest point to this date being 340 dollars during May 2020.

Most recent changes though are two retards putting up high pledges, one for 15$ on June 21st, and another just 4 days ago with a pledge of 30$, and it's not 2 of the remaining trannys upping their credit card limit, because his Patron count rose too, so currently he is making approximately 375 pity bucks again.

Though it's refreshing to see how he lost 6k subscribers/followers on JewTube/Twatter in the last 2 years. That's kind of a hard thing to do if your name isn't ProJared

[rabidtictac]

For the last five years, the only people who were left on patreon were autists and cuckslaves. Those people will continue to donate until they run out of money.

[Guest]

I could swear that blogspot was discovered ages ago when he started his counter monkey video series.

Didn't Spoony renew the actual domain for ten years or something crazy like that? Boss knew you bitches might try something. Can't outsmart Boss.

Yes, it's registered up until 2026 or something like that. By that point, it won't matter at all because it's been defunct for so long that nobody will ever check it anyway.

There's this one http://thepatchstory.blogspot.com/ for his fan fiction, but I could have sworn there was a third one where he posted long ass text reviews and other life shit. I specifically remember him getting all inspired by a game store guy who told him to quit the internet and work on his writing and acting. Obviously, Spoony knew better.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Which is the site where he admitted he threw away his career in computer science after watching Office Space?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dunno where that story originated, sadly.

Cucksons in the future will check it once a year in memory of boss

Rachel checks it as part of her daily morning ritual.