Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dingus Bajingus]

>You considered doing something! Well done, you!
Jesus fuck.

[da PAC Nigguh]

HOW HARD IS IT TO LIVESTREAM A FUCKING VIDEO GAME FOR TWO HOURS WHEN THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR FLACCID WIENER?!

Especially since he generally does livestreams without commentary and sometimes even without video.

[Tony Schiavone]

Maybe he's trying to tell his audience to set it all up for him, somehow?

But then, he wouldn't be able to complain anymore if that happened.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can't they just give him money without him having to do anything? That would really give him the time he needs to recover.

Hey boss, as long as you're THINKING about doing something, then you still have it :3

Just like how fatties already lose countless pounds just by announcing that they're totally starting a diet :3

[Guest]

I lost 30 pounds in three months just by cutting out sugar and eating lighter shit. Now I look down on all fatties and mock them ruthlessly.

[Guest]

https://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/ ... ction.html

Forky's life story. I can only surmise that it's still up because he forgot his password.

[Guest]

https://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/ ... ction.html

Forky's life story. I can only surmise that it's still up because he forgot his password.

Everyone here knows that lore gb2reddit

[Guest]

What's his other blog? The kiwi thread is a hellish mess.

[Nehezir]

oh god what is wrong with me.

I nearly fell for Liquid's bullshit just now @_@

[Some Sick Fuck]

Everyone here knows that lore gb2reddit

Shut up guestfag, I'll gladly take the new founded knowledge and use it to endlessly amuse myself. This fucker... I'm just gonna quote some things, keeping in mind, this is 26 years old Noah, 13 years ago.

And that job lasted almost exactly four days.

I can imagine little Noah refusing to get up from his bed on the fifth day, pretending to be sick or something, like in school. His father won't be driving him to work today, in fact, he won't be visiting that place ever again. To my understanding, he never had a real job ever again.

I could get a job

He was way more entertaining back then, cracking jokes like that.

telling people I'm an actor and a writer

Actor that never acted and writer who never wrote. Speaking of ambitions, he reminds me of Greg Sestero (the guy from The Room, Tommy Wiseau's friend), except that guy actually worked to get somewhere - he failed as an actor to my understanding, mostly, but unlike Spoony, he lives a decent life.

generally sitting on my ass in a foul mood

I was born for greatness! Where is my silver spoon, mom!

I haven't really moved on much since high school

Don't look too much into this, it just looks like he was a bit more self-aware back then.

You probably would have hated me.

Wouldn't be any different from everyone around you, Noah.

People who compulsively tell these stories are known as counter monkeys, individuals who will exist as long as game stores endure.

There is a reason he went to writing that shit online. Because absolutely everyone refused to listen to his shitty stories.