Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We can only hope for VR to revive it, so we can watch it together with our virtual gfs.

SpoilerShow

Pure perfection.

[Kugelfisch]

I pirated Snowpiercer three months before it came out in the US

........intentionally? Why?

[Cuckara]

Maybe he's a fan of Bong Jewn-Hoe.

[CuckTurdginson]

Ya - The Host is a little boring but I like some Bong when I hit my Bong.

[pony boy]

I remember seeing the trailer for this before Tomorrow Never Dies at my local AMC. Hard to believe it's been nearly 23 years. Decent movie, rocking 90s Hans Zimmer-esque score. (By Nick Glennie-Smith, who worked on The Rock.)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure that's the last watchable Three Musketeers movie. It's certainly never going to get better again thanks to wokeness, diversity and hack filmmaking.

Also kudos for having one Musketeer be played by a French guy

[Le Redditeur]

Too bad he's now Russian.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Watched The Man in the Iron Mask not long ago as well. It's ok. Definitely better than that terrible martial-arts style Musketeer movie from the mid 2000s.

[Guest]

I liked what they were trying to do with The Musketeer, but the director was just too shitty and there was no budget, so we got a terrible z-grade wirefu knockoff. The tavern fight and final battle are okay when they're not floating around like faggots.

Fuck Bruce Lee. JKD is useless and he stole his philosophy from better people. An old Jew wrote that "be like water, empty your cup" shit for the TV show Longstreet but every mma fag credits Bruce when all he was doing was quoting an old Jew.

[Liar Revealed]

but there's only one Cinerama theater still in existence in the United States, and it looks like that the COVID chaos killed it. Right now, there's no sign that it will reopen. R.I.P.

I'd been meaning to go to the one in Seattle, but commuting to Seattle is such a pain in the ass that it always put me off. I couldn't get my friends enthused about going to see movies they'd already seen like 2001.