DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

Good thing he has fifteen hatchets littered across his house to protect himself.

[rabidtictac]

Good thing he has fifteen hatchets littered across his house to protect himself.

[Kugelfisch]

It's a real good defence plan. Scatter hatchets around the house so the mostly unarmed looters have something to kill you faster with.

[Salmonella]

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DSP is currently pig mad because his local stores got looted and his precious routine might be disrupted. He's also been trying to walk back his past racist jokes ("TURN ZE OVENS ON" etc) because there's a nonzero chance he may come across an angry black person, what with all the rioting.

He is SUCH a pussay.

In an Ask the King from a few years ago he went on a rant about how his old neighborhood in Connecticut used to be really nice until blacks moved in. I have no idea how that rant didnt gain more traction with the detractors.

[rabidtictac]

It's a real good defence plan. Scatter hatchets around the house so the mostly unarmed looters have something to kill you faster with.

To be fair, I do that too but mostly because I have way too many weapons. But my good shit is always close to my bed. You want to steal my baseball bat to try to invade my home with? Cool beans. I got these guns over here.

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The reason I have too many weapons is I used to do a lot of martial arts and needed weapons for forms n sheeit like that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A true master is a master of multiple forms *nods agreeingly*

[MegaNigger]

It's a real good defence plan. Scatter hatchets around the house so the mostly unarmed looters have something to kill you faster with.

To be fair, I do that too but mostly because I have way too many weapons. But my good shit is always close to my bed. You want to steal my baseball bat to try to invade my home with? Cool beans. I got these guns over here.

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The reason I have too many weapons is I used to do a lot of martial arts and needed weapons for forms n sheeit like that.

Really any hand to hand confrontation comes down to who is stronger.

[Kugelfisch]

Really any hand to hand confrontation comes down to who is stronger.

Unless one has a knife and the other one doesn't. That's why you shouldn't start fights with random people.
Don't believe self-defence nonsense. You're almost guaranteed to get cut or stabbed and that will always have bad consequences.

[MegaNigger]

Really any hand to hand confrontation comes down to who is stronger.

Unless one has a knife and the other one doesn't. That's why you shouldn't start fights with random people.
Don't believe self-defence nonsense. You're almost guaranteed to get cut or stabbed and that will always have bad consequences.

Well I'm saying I dont. I think forms are stupid in the context of fighting. I'd kick a man in the junk or run the fuck away every time and not feel the slightest bit bad. The goal is to live, not posture.

[Kugelfisch]

Well I'm saying I dont. I think forms are stupid in the context of fighting. I'd kick a man in the junk or run the fuck away every time and not feel the slightest bit bad. The goal is to live, not posture.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, I agree with the whole Bas Rutten system. Keep your head leaned forward a little to avoid headbutts and to apply one yourself quickly.