Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Micheal trying to out spoony spoony by threatening to kill himself but to much of a faggot to do it.

Most everyone who threatens to kill themselves is too much of a faggot to do it. Real suicidal people just fucking do it.

[Moe Bitches]

So in any case, the person is a faggot? An hero themselves, faggot, but decides not to kill themselves, also a faggot?

[da PAC Nigguh]

So in any case, the person is a faggot? An hero themselves, faggot, but decides not to kill themselves, also a faggot?

All is faggot.

[Kugelfisch]

So in any case, the person is a faggot? An hero themselves, faggot, but decides not to kill themselves, also a faggot?

You could also just not say that you'll an hero and thus not be a faggot.
However, if you kill yourself in a cool way, you're not a faggot.

Am I the only one that goes "Fuck yeah! That was awesome, dude!" when he sees jumpers? I don't care what kind of faggot the dude was or why he jumped, when you jump that's fucking rad, bro! Instant 1000 respect points.

Mad props for some sick suicide on camera! Hanging is lame. But jump and do a flip, electrocute yourself on a high voltage line and light on fire, shotgun yourself in the face or any other awesome thing on camera and you're instantly redeemed in my opinion.
Unless you're a child molester. Then you're still a faggot but at least your death was cool.

[Moe Bitches]

Fair enough. Announcing to the world that you're going to kill urself is faggotary unless it's cool. Then life probably wouldn't be that much of a waste as people who claim to want to an hero would say it is.

Usually people wouldn't want anyone to know they suicided until after the fact that they finished the act.

[Guest]

Suicide should be a surprise.

[RedLine]

Going to suicide because of a woman is pretty low tier. Doing it from cyber-bullying might be lowest tier.

[Kugelfisch]

Oh absolutely. But if the suicide is awesome enough I'm willing to forgive the motivation.
The lowest tier in my opinion is being an ultra incel, wanting to shoot up some place and get the highscore and miserably failing at it like a Randy Stair or Couchcuck.
At least Randy Stair left a shameful video legacy behind that brought me hours of laughs.

Usually people wouldn't want anyone to know they suicided until after the fact that they finished the act.

Yeah and that's where we venture into faggot territory again. Meek, sadbrain bitch offing him/herself, possibly listening to Linkin Park. Go kill yourself like a normal person by self destructive drug abuse and at least have fucking fun with it!
Otherwise, go and entertain and do something super radical like an awesome jump with a good, hard bounce.

Imagine you're living out something like Groundhog Day or Happy Death Day. You're free to do awesome shit that would absolutely kill you but without the risk because you're coming back anyway. Would you slit your wrists in your bathtub to My Chemical Romance? Fuck that shit! Jump off a plane!
IRL you're not coming back but when that's the whole point, at least have fun for once in your shitty life, ffs! Or party really hard for days, Leaving Las Vegas style. Go shoot up a biker bar! Kill the president! Drive a motocross bike off of a roof! Hug a shark!

That makes all the difference. Sad, moping bitch announcing to kill himself but not pulling through? Faggot. Boring an hero because you're too soft for this world? Faggot. Crash a fucking airliner plane into a mountain after doing a loop? SKY KING!

[Liar Revealed]

There are lots of situations where killing yourself is the acceptable, if not the honorable thing to do. Such as in end-of-life scenarios, or certain war scenarios. Or let's say you're a stranded astronaut running out of oxygen where no rescue is possible?

I'm not trying to be edgy, but in someone like Spoony's case, perhaps suicide is the proper choice? If you believe what he's saying, that he's miserable and has no joy left in his life --only fear, regret, and pain-- then maybe it's time. It could be seen as honorable because it would spare his family of being a burden.

[Moe Bitches]

And plus people are going to remember you for that suicide. Just imagine if Spoony went Postal. (And shit now I have a photoshop idea.) You could only imagine. He's too lazy.