Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Vaporwear]

From the movie:

She can crush my nuts with that hammer any time.

Why are people trashing this, I would fore real fuck this hot little bitty. Man I just wanna rape that loli-bait so bad. You know she wants it too, she’s clearly that type of girl.

[CuckTurdginson]

Ow the edge.

[Vaporwear]

Also it’s clear they cut out Matthew Lillard because his going rate was too high and the studio wanted to pay as little as possible to the voice actors.

The only good thing about this movie is the part where Velma is really fuckable.

[Vaporwear]

Ow the edge.

Don’t tell me you don’t want to fuck that pussy. That is some fine ass pussy I’d fuck that pussy for sure.

[CuckTurdginson]

Ow the edge.

Don’t tell me you don’t want to fuck that pussy. That is some fine ass pussy I’d fuck that pussy for sure.

The FBIniggers are on their way.

[Liar Revealed]

From the movie:

Why do all CGI characters always have a fucking smirk on their faces? Is that like the default setting face in their animation programs?
It makes me want to punch their faces in.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think Dreamworks started it, and then every hack on the planet copied that fucking smirk, apparently thinking that's the secret to their success.
Okay, that and the obligatory musical dance number at the end of every CGI movie.
Okay, both of those and the terrible pop-culture reference "humor".

[JL Unlimited]

From the movie:

Why do all CGI characters always have a fucking smirk on their faces? Is that like the default setting face in their animation programs?
It makes me want to punch their faces in.

https://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2007/12 ... s.html?m=1

Here's Chuck's smug expression. This was funny a long time ago, but I guess this eventually morphed into our modern 'tude expression. It was funny when it meant something.

Now we just paste in onto everything for no reason.

[Moe Bitches]

Like I said before, John K's a bitch, but he knows his craft (most of the time anyways).

[pibbs]

Why do all CGI characters always have a fucking smirk on their faces?

I was going to comment on how this character holds this expression through the ENTIRE movie. I call it the "strong independent woman dealing with inferior white cis males" look.