Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

World's Sickest Man has new ailments: "Aphthous stomatitis", abscess, root canal. Doctors are literally complimenting him on his ability to withstand pain because no one suffers more than Spoony. Cancer patients look to Noah with envy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's like every martyr ever rolled into one, suffering for humanity's crimes. It's like how DSP constantly talks about all the hard work he's doing. Except DSP is more attractive-looking at this point

[Guest]

So that solidified a few things:

1. Noah is completely insane.
2. His self-centeredness is off the charts. He really thinks he's the world's biggest martyr.
3. He is inflicting all this ailments on himself by not taking care of himself but he doesn't seem to even acknowledge this.
4. He clearly loves to talk yet avoids making videos for some baffling reasons.

[Guest]

Broken foot? I think Spoony said he broke a toe once. But all this talking about teeth is making me remember something. I think Spoony's said once his family has Southern roots before they went even further Southwest. Assuming that there is an inkling of truth to what he's been saying, I think it would be funny if Spoony has a fucked up redneck mouth now.

[Guest]

He's so incredibly gross now. I hope his fake broken foot catches up with his nasty ass teeth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So that solidified a few things:

None of these things are particularly surprising unless you have ignored anything CA-related for the past 10 years.

4. He clearly loves to talk yet avoids making videos for some baffling reasons.

It's not baffling. He loves talking, but what he loves even more is talking without having to put too much effort into anything. Making videos is hard work.

[GuestWrong]

HE JUST CLAIMED PTSD!!!

OVER A CANKER SORE

I saw my buddies get blown up in Iraq, I got shrapnel still in my gut, spent a month in the VA shrink ward under triple lockdown, 80% disability combat-connected and this fucking cocksniffer has PTSD. All this time I thought he was nothing more than a pitiful, whiny laughing stock but now? Antwiler is a fucking piece of shit that should be the first ten-time covid survivor before the eleventh time shuts down one body part every day for a month, starting with his eyes. I want him to be the next living torso. Only his ears work so he can hear everything around him, but can never comment on it.

[MegaNigger]

HE JUST CLAIMED PTSD!!!

OVER A CANKER SORE

I saw my buddies get blown up in Iraq, I got shrapnel still in my gut, spent a month in the VA shrink ward under triple lockdown, 80% disability combat-connected and this fucking cocksniffer has PTSD. All this time I thought he was nothing more than a pitiful, whiny laughing stock but now? Antwiler is a fucking piece of shit that should be the first ten-time covid survivor before the eleventh time shuts down one body part every day for a month, starting with his eyes. I want him to be the next living torso. Only his ears work so he can hear everything around him, but can never comment on it.

Blood knight....just stick to one account.

[Guest]

Spoony's last words will be. "How could this have happened?".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm leaning more towards "No".