Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

THE MOTHER FUCKER STRIKES BACK, Y'ALL!!! SPOONY PLAYS LA NOIRE!
COME FOR THE GAMEPLAY! STAY FOR THE COMPLAINING!

[pibbs]

So far, 5 minutes+ of complaining about his tooth pain.

It took him 10 hours to drink a bottle of water. Horseshit. What is this guy on?

"I screamed every minute of every hour of every day for three days."

[RedLine]

He looks like shit and he sounds like a psycho.
But I guess good on him for livestreaming on a Saturday night instead of the usual 3AM Wednesday.

[pibbs]

HE JUST CLAIMED PTSD!!!

OVER A CANKER SORE

[Kugelfisch]

I'd happily partake in jolly shitposting in his chat but I've got a fucking sunny side up egg on my head and am platinum mad because my DHI shitposting account is still banned.



PLATINUM MAD

[pibbs]

Current Spoony

[Rushy]

With those glasses, he genuinely is starting to look like Steven Seagal

[Vaporwear]

Every time he comes back on he just gets uglier and fatter.

[Tony Schiavone]

HE JUST CLAIMED PTSD!!!

OVER A CANKER SORE

No fucking joke.

Start at the 2:00 mark for ten minutes of the most unbelievable string of bullshit you've ever heard in your life.

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>the underside of his tongue was slashed open
>there are ulcers and abscesses all inside his mouth
>Spoony has had had a LOT of pain in his life, with a "remarkable tolerance"
>he once walked on a broken foot for two months
>painkillers of course did nothing
>the background pain, as much as it felt like his taste buds getting peeled by a potato, was nothing compared to the foreground acute pain
>like Jesus he had to somehow suffer for three days to see his dentist
>unlike Jesus he was screaming the whole time, and somehow no one noticed but his dog
>drinking 4 ounces of water was the equivalent of drinking fire for 10 hours
>he had to drink it like a sword swallower
>sleep was also impossible
>this whole time he just couldn't go to the Emergency Room, it just "wasn't an option"
>hydrogen peroxide was like battery acid in his mouth

In the end he got morphine mouthwash, which allowed him to 'sleep' for 20 minute bursts.



You know, you can't really call this a Panhandling stream anymore.
He's not taking whatever money he can get. He's deliberately targeting and robbing the mentally ill.

At roughly the 15 minute mark, he admits his fans have tried to send him replacement teeth.

[Guest]

"Boo hoo muh poor rotting teef because I'm a worthless drunk, please give me money."