Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also.

Need help filling this out. Fill in the blanks, change whats already there.

>AC 0
>HP 9
>CON 12
>INT 18

Some liberties have been taken here.

[pibbs]

Ac = 0 because he can't defend himself
HP = 9 because of his unhealthy lifestyle
Con = 12 because living with himself it has to be high,and somehow he keeps living
INT = 18 because no one is as smart as he, right?

[Vaporwear]

D&D is fucking gay.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's why they call it Dicks & Dildos.

Ac = 0 because he can't defend himself
HP = 9 because of his unhealthy lifestyle
Con = 12 because living with himself it has to be high,and somehow he keeps living
INT = 18 because no one is as smart as he, right?

You have to specify if this is Virgin NuD&D or Chad old-school D&D. AC 0 is like as good as it can get in the latter.
HP 9 sounds ridiculous considering every chad Wizard has 1d4 at level 1.
You have a point with CON, I admit.
INT and other attribute scores are objective, not subjective to their owner.

[Guest]

The only acceptable way to roll for Noah's stats is 3d6 in order, no rerolls.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or 4d6 drop highest.

[CuckTurdginson]

INT is like a 3 - Pibbs, come the fuck on.

[Rushy]

His INT can only be dim

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He is a HD 1 Chaotic Evil Monstrous Humanoid (Narcissist and Internet Nobody Subtype). Depending on your edition of D&D he doesn't even have Attribute Scores.

[MegaNigger]

Spoony touched a Green Slime and is becoming one.