Movie Thread

[Guest]

Demolition Man 2 is coming! I'm sure it'll be just as good as Last Blood!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Possibly one of the few games I'd actually call one. For being made by Rockstar it's downright obscure.

Even Bully is more well known, and you can't even kill people in that one.

[Guest]

Possibly one of the few games I'd actually call one. For being made by Rockstar it's downright obscure.

Even Bully is more well known, and you can't even kill people in that one.

But you can gay kiss.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And you can date a lady of size, now that my suppressed memories are starting to resurface.

[Guest]

Props to the best Batman movie.

[veris leta facies]

BF isn't even the worst Batman movie, it's the second worst. Totally inane and unimpressive on every level. Not once it crosses the so-bad-it's-good threshold, it's just a jarring mixture of goofy comedic cartoon movie and an attempt of being a dark action-adventure which takes itself too seriously. Val Kilmer, Chris O'Donnell and Nicole Kidman are all such fucking bore and painfully over the top performances from Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey, didn't surely help that the script was absolute garbage.

[Guest]

You're drunk.

BF has the best costumes, vehicles, the second hottest actress (after Hathaway), the best soundtrack, the second best theme, and the best Bats. Two Face sucks, but he's better than what we got in those Nolan travesties. Carrey's Ridler can't be touched, and will certainly be better than the "black my wife plz" Tryone duck fantasy in the new movie.

Forever > Returns > B&R > 1989 > BVS > AIDS > Nolan faggotry

[Moe Bitches]

>putting Batman & Robin above 1989.

Switch those babies and it might be golden.

[Cuckara]

You're drunk.

BF has the best costumes, vehicles, the second hottest actress (after Hathaway), the best soundtrack, the second best theme, and the best Bats. Two Face sucks, but he's better than what we got in those Nolan travesties. Carrey's Ridler can't be touched, and will certainly be better than the "black my wife plz" Tryone duck fantasy in the new movie.

Forever > Returns > B&R > 1989 > BVS > AIDS > Nolan faggotry

Damn, it's rare to see taste this objectively awful outside of /tv/ and social media. Schumacher was the worst thing to happen to Batman until Snyder came along. Forever is exactly what veris called it; a tonally jarring mess that isn't even so-bad-it's-good. Batman & Robin is fun to mock, but that's the only mildly positive thing that can be said about that dumpster fire.

Also, say what you will about Nolan; the worst moments of his Batman films are pure gold compared to the 3 hour slog that is Batman v Superman. Snyder is basically everything that Nolan detractors accuse Nolan of being; an insufferably pretentious idiot who thinks dark = mature and doesn't understand the source material.

[Guest]

The best parts of BvS are Batman's scene. Affleck's a so-so Wayne (hard to judge since the character got fucked over during his tenure) but as Bats he's one of the best. Keaton is an okay Batman but easily the best Wayne. Too bad the Danny Elfman of directing only cared about being weird and Gothic instead of making good movies.