Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think this keikaku needs a bit more than "I wish I wasn't alone". Maybe if he starts shitting himself.

[Guest]

I think the idea was to be closer to Brad?

Yes, the same reason Lupa moved there.

[Guest]

Every now and then I forget the absurdity of this. This guy put $20k+ down on a house, paid his mortgage for 3 years and is just going to hand over the keys. He's not going to try to BK his debts, he's not even contesting the foreclosure.

At no point has he tried getting a job. He had a car and got another one and was already driving April around (she can't drive), but never even considered driving for uber or as a delivery driver. When you look at the total inertia, you wonder how much pressure his dad applied to force him to even apply for one before.

There are people with no arms who try to find work and some guy with #muhdepression just sat in a room tweeting about retarded comic book captions from his head canon for years.

It's no wonder he slept through his traffic court date, all of his bankruptcy dates and his dental appointment. He literally hasn't had to get out of bed in the morning for any reason since he was in high school.

We live in a fascinating time. There is no other time at any point in history when Noah would still be alive.

[Singh'sSpot]

We live in a fascinating time. There is no other time at any point in history when Noah would still be alive.

He was still alive, going to conventions and panels, speaking infront of crowds of people, man it's pretty surreal seeing those videos and comparing it now to Noah now who is just wasting away.

[Kugelfisch]

His last stream he said he got a root canal

Why the fuck is he complaining about pain then? They kill the nerve the fuck dead. I will forever remember the joyful day of my root canal procedure. Sedation finally working and from that point on the pain was finally gone. I enjoyed every single second of the drilling, milling and filling (a sentence April now gets to hear from her daddy) because I knew that even when the sedation wears off there will be no pain.
The relief was most excellent. Also a sentence April gets to hear.....you know the rest.

When you look at the total inertia, you wonder how much pressure his dad applied to force him to even apply for one before.

His father, then his younger brother Miles, the Red Dragon and finally and to the least extend April.
That fund he killed for the house downpayment? Set up by Scarlett. T-shirt shop? Scarlett. Forum administration? Scarlett.
Nigger couldn't even be bothered to log into his website for YEARS. That's how little of a fuck he gives.

[pibbs]

His last stream he said he got a root canal

Why the fuck is he complaining about pain then? They kill the nerve the fuck dead.

Because, he was probably a total dickhead and whiny bitch to the dentist who exacted his revenge by allowing the worst pain possible.

[RAPEMAN]

I think the idea was to be closer to Brad?

Yes, the same reason Lupa moved there.

She practically moved to his doorstep thinking she had an open welcome into his home.

[CuckTurdginson]

At no point has he tried getting a job. He had a car and got another one and was already driving April around (she can't drive), but never even considered driving for uber or as a delivery driver.

Given his driving record - that door is closed to him forevermore.

[Tony Schiavone]

And of course, his loyal supporters take these insults right up their rear end.

[Guest]

I honestly hope he dies soon. Just go away forever, Spoony. I'm tired of being reminded you exist.