Movie Thread

[Lauren Komblevicz WI]

The Rhythm Section was as bland, toothless, shaky, and generic as you would expect from the trailer. Produced by Barbara Broccoli and China, so sexy-as-fuck Blake Lively looks like shit throughout and the raunchiest thing she does is kiss a negro. R-rated but it was basically PG-13 lite like all Current Year action movies. If you thought Skyfall and Spectre were amazing you'll probably like it.

Jude Law is an ex MI6 agent who trains her, and he's always interesting. She also sucks at fighting and constantly gets her ass beat when she fights men, escaping out of sheer luck or because someone helps her. Weird that Babs is so based on some things but an absolute SJW loon on everything else.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like she'd do anything for a paycheck or something.

I remember that one where the guy with super powers had an origin story. He discovered he had super powers. Then a bad guy showed up and he was bad and had super powers. He did bad things with his super powers, like steal. He fought the good guy with super powers and he beat him up. The good guy was sad because he lost and his romantic interest was kidnapped, but then he trained and came back and beat the bad guy with super powers and it was inspiring.

Mind. Blown.

[Le Redditeur]

Endgay had THANOS be DEFEATED by CAPTAIN MARVEL holding the GEMS OF INFINITY after he DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE! How could you ever top that EPIC moment in cinema history?!

That's not what happened - you're gay.

Wait, how do you know that? Did you actually watch that garbage?

[Guest]

Listened to some of Brosnan's GE commentary. He tells a bunch of bts tales about the four movies he did, like how he was on his knees getting dragged around while pretending to ski in TWINE. He's definitely mellowed in his old age and seems to enjoy talking about Bond.

[ban]

Endgay had THANOS be DEFEATED by CAPTAIN MARVEL holding the GEMS OF INFINITY after he DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE! How could you ever top that EPIC moment in cinema history?!

That's not what happened - you're gay.

Wait, how do you know that? Did you actually watch that garbage?

It's either that or he saw those ebin doujins of big-boobed, bubbly butt Carol defeating Thanos quickly so she could get a taste of the Spider-dick.

[CuckTurdginson]

That's not what happened - you're gay.

Wait, how do you know that? Did you actually watch that garbage?

Are you even a redditor?

[Guest]

Not quite how I remember it. When did Jude Law's character join the Avengers?

[CuckTurdginson]

No - he mansplained everything to Captain Marvel in her movie, remember

[Guest]

No Time To Die might not come out until 2021 cuz it's gay as fuck. That would make a bigger gap between movies than LTK and GoldenEye. It might also be streaming first or some gay shit.

Suck the feminine dick, bigot! - Barbara Broccoli

[Guest]

In other Bond news, the director claims the movie was locked down before the delay and there will be no edits or reshoots, so black 007 remains a thing. What I don't get is why they think China wants to see this shit.