Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Gotta give Noah credit, if I was where he is currently in life when I was his age I would have necked myself. What a fucking loser.

Oh, he's willing to die if someone else will put his head in the noose and kick the chair away.

[Guest]

He would do that because he's so pathetic and desperate for attention. He's almost 40, he's done nothing with his life, whatever looks he might have had back in the day are long gone, and knows he will never find another woman after the last idiot he dated smarted up and got the fuck out.

[pibbs]

Every brush with Hollywood that he has ever had ends with a "Fuck off."

[Guest]

"the guy from Burn Notice"

Oh, you mean Jeffrey Donovan that actually has a career and isn't some pathetic drunk that tweets about Orange Man all day?

Sick burn, Noah.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I just don't get why he never became a famous actor.

I actually lol'd when I read this.

It seems even his whining is starting to take too much effort.

Oh, he's willing to die if someone else will put his head in the noose and kick the chair away.

But hanging has a high risk of requiring you to struggle for a bit. He's more the type of guy to just overdose on something and then sleep for eternity.

I have to do better. I'll be the best me that I can possibly be.

This is fine.

[Kugelfisch]

I actually lol'd when I read this.

It seems even his whining is starting to take too much effort.

It's just code for it not being quite the last day of the month yet.

[Guest]

I actually lol'd when I read this.

Wow, I wonder if it can get more pathetic. He is not even "trying" or "focusing" anymore, or being indecisive. He literally. Can't. Play. Videogames. For his 20 pitybucks of booze donation.

[rabidtictac]

I actually lol'd when I read this.

Wow, I wonder if it can get more pathetic. He is not even "trying" or "focusing" anymore, or being indecisive. He literally. Can't. Play. Videogames. For his 20 pitybucks of booze donation.

Don't TELL ME. What to play.

[Angelfire Memes]

Will he ever be too feeble and weak to stop fucking Tweeting, though?

[Guest]

Gotta give Noah credit, if I was where he is currently in life when I was his age I would have necked myself. What a fucking loser.

Oh, he's willing to die if someone else will put his head in the noose and kick the chair away.

Sign me up. We desperately need an IN death to give us hope. I know some of the board members don’t condone that but I’d celebrate if Lupa or Blob dropped dead.