A fine reason. I like him because he scams the retarded film funding industry here. Sure, it's all tax money, but that money would otherwise be used to make terrible movies anyway. So better Boll takes it and tells the film fuckboys to go fuck themselves than the always same jew shits pocketing it.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:50 pmI don't really care about Uwe Boll's terrible commentaries on his own terrible movies. The man punched the Goon Supreme in the fucking face, and that makes him a hero in my book.
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Uwe is the only movie reviewer i trust.
I would pay good money to see him killing FilmRoberto and Devin Faraci on the ring.
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WTF, they took it down already?Cucktease wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:11 amBrosnan, looking unbelievably elderly, did a live commentary of GoldenEye.
Zack Snyder did one for BvS earlier. Maybe this will catch on.
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It's been forever since I saw it, but IIRC Boll joked about Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark commentary something in a way like: "She's supposed to be this smart scientist so I put glasses on her so that she would look smart, heh heh".
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Here it is, but he wastes like 15 minutes asking people if they can see his screen.
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Uwe Boll's movies have also aged better than their video game source material.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Well, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations 

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How'd you even make one for House of the Dead? Alone in the Dark would be easy, if you went by the super old original game but you'd have a hard time not making it look silly.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:03 amWell, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations![]()
Postal was ideal for him.
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Hotd2 was the peak of videogame writing and voice acting. I don't know why he thought he could top it.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:16 amHow'd you even make one for House of the Dead?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:03 amWell, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations![]()
It was also redpilled as fuck. I know better than to trust anybody named Goldman.
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Also the peak of the Dreamcast. Dual lightguns! How could you ever hope to top that?Guest wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:20 amHotd2 was the peak of videogame writing and voice acting.
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