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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:20 am

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I don't really care about Uwe Boll's terrible commentaries on his own terrible movies. The man punched the Goon Supreme in the fucking face, and that makes him a hero in my book.
A fine reason. I like him because he scams the retarded film funding industry here. Sure, it's all tax money, but that money would otherwise be used to make terrible movies anyway. So better Boll takes it and tells the film fuckboys to go fuck themselves than the always same jew shits pocketing it.
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Post by Complicity » Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:44 am

Uwe is the only movie reviewer i trust.
I would pay good money to see him killing FilmRoberto and Devin Faraci on the ring.

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Post by Lasmren is... » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:47 am

Cucktease wrote:
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Brosnan, looking unbelievably elderly, did a live commentary of GoldenEye.



Zack Snyder did one for BvS earlier. Maybe this will catch on.

WTF, they took it down already?

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Post by veris leta facies » Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:26 pm

It's been forever since I saw it, but IIRC Boll joked about Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark commentary something in a way like: "She's supposed to be this smart scientist so I put glasses on her so that she would look smart, heh heh".
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Post by Guest » Sat Apr 25, 2020 3:17 pm

Lasmren is... wrote:
Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:47 am
Cucktease wrote:
Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:11 am
Brosnan, looking unbelievably elderly, did a live commentary of GoldenEye.



Zack Snyder did one for BvS earlier. Maybe this will catch on.

WTF, they took it down already?
Here it is, but he wastes like 15 minutes asking people if they can see his screen.


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Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:03 pm

Uwe Boll's movies have also aged better than their video game source material.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:03 am

Well, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations :lol:
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:16 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:03 am
Well, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations :lol:
How'd you even make one for House of the Dead? Alone in the Dark would be easy, if you went by the super old original game but you'd have a hard time not making it look silly.
Postal was ideal for him.
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Post by Guest » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:20 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:16 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Well, there's a reason why he usually didn't bother with "faithful" adaptations :lol:
How'd you even make one for House of the Dead?
Hotd2 was the peak of videogame writing and voice acting. I don't know why he thought he could top it.
It was also redpilled as fuck. I know better than to trust anybody named Goldman.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:56 am

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Hotd2 was the peak of videogame writing and voice acting.
Also the peak of the Dreamcast. Dual lightguns! How could you ever hope to top that?
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