Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

The Lupa perceives colours differently from humans. Ancient and forbidden occult scripture speculates that it can see it's victim's soul, being the reason for it's hostility towards mankind as it envies them for having souls.

[Guest]

Has she ever made an actual "joke"?

Thinking Brad would ever want to fuck her was pretty funny, I'll give her that.

And while she’s celebrating a Splash tweet like it’s a career goal, Brad was just on an episode of Empire. His whole life is a giant middle finger to the lonely miserable existence of Lupa.

[Complicity]

Lovecraft had to rename his greatest work from "Call of Lupa" to "Call of Chtullu" to sidestep a lawsuit from lupa herself.

Her vagene is the unfathomable horror whose mere sight will drive humans to madness.

If my memory serves me correct, her idea of a "joke" is "show stolen clip of shitty movie / episode, then cut to me making a funny face and/or snarky comment".

Or repeating a shitty joke that either Phelous, Brad or Doge made previously, with a much shittier delivery.

[Rapeculture]

Has she ever made an actual "joke"?

Thinking Brad would ever want to fuck her was pretty funny, I'll give her that.

And while she’s celebrating a Splash tweet like it’s a career goal, Brad was just on an episode of Empire. His whole life is a giant middle finger to the lonely miserable existence of Lupa.

Whoa, what? Brad was on Empire???

[pibbs]

Whoa, what? Brad was on Empire???

[Guest]

Did the entire nigger cast gangbang Laura?

[Rapeculture]

Thanks Pibbs. Damn. That is surreal.

[pibbs]

She is exactly the kind of bitch that would do this. While only being 30 (supposedly), she's like an elderly cunt.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Calling the commissar like a good party member.

[Guest]

If Lupa got chink flu it would have all been worth it.