Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[GitGud]

I hope that america and china kickstart the fallout timeline. Think about some asshole vault dweller reaches Aurora and goes from house to house for some sweet loot. But after some time there is the noise of Ghuls(who could have thought that the vacine for corona has that kind of side effect. Worst than autism). He fights for his life as he climbs on a fallen tree that felt on a locked down house. The inside is silent and the only noise comes from the ghouls outside. The Dweller uses the light on his smart watch to see something but to his surprise his eatch shows an active blutooth conection. He follows the signal strenght meter down to the basement that is filled with old fast food wrappers and countles plastic bottles filled with yellow water . From an sideroom comes a small beam of light and as he comes closer he can hear a faint voice whisper.
"I am as good as dead but no one cares. I can write what i want but no one answers....yes, i mean that is good. I dont want their help......or anything. I...am the avatar...the lord of tekken. I don't need ...nobody.....)

[Kugelfisch]

Spoony is like Boogie in that he really needs to decide to get better now or just die. At least boogie's obesity is likely to kill him in a decade but Spoony could survive for as many as 50 years. Can you picture that? Old Man Spoony on twitter ranting about this or that and whining?

>when you have a moment of clarity from your dementia and you check twitter in the retirement home to confirm that you're still not as much of a loser as spoony is
Absolutely kino!

[Guest]

>when you have a moment of clarity from your dementia and you check twitter in the retirement home to confirm that you're still not as much of a loser as spoony is
Absolutely kino!

Spoony himself would be senile from the years of malnutrition as well. So he's going to be even more incoherent. I imagine he'd be ranting about Trump when Trump died like 30 years previous.

[Guest]

I'm honestly surprised his place hasn't 'accidentally' burned down. I would imagine he has some kind of insurance that would gib him monies.

[Cuckara]

If Spoony cared about getting monies, he wouldn't have let his internet career burn to the ground in the first place. Also, planning out an insurance scheme and executing it would require levels of stamina that Spoony hasn't had in several years. If his house caught on fire right now, he would probably lay in bed tweeting while the room fills with smoke.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"It's 2 AM in the morning and there's smoke everywhere. The coughing is unbearable."

[Singh'sSpot]

I'm honestly surprised his place hasn't 'accidentally' burned down. I would imagine he has some kind of insurance that would gib him monies.

I bet the only room thats lit up is the basement he's in and his computer, I bet the rest of the house is dark, he probably too lazy to go upstairs to go to bed, that one little spot where he is 100%, I guess thats why there's no fire.

[Guest]

If Spoony cared about getting monies, he wouldn't have let his internet career burn to the ground in the first place. Also, planning out an insurance scheme and executing it would require levels of stamina that Spoony hasn't had in several years. If his house caught on fire right now, he would probably lay in bed tweeting while the room fills with smoke.

Even Chris-Chan had the smarts and gumption to get the fuck out of his burning house and save his mom and some of his worthless shit.

[Kugelfisch]

I bet the only room thats lit up is the basement he's in and his computer, I bet the rest of the house is dark, he probably too lazy to go upstairs to go to bed, that one little spot where he is 100%, I guess thats why there's no fire.

Speaking of that, now there's nobody upstairs that occasionally heats and opens the windows. If you thought that house was a mould haven before, just image what it's like now.
The people that'll eventually kick him out will die a Tutankhamun crypt style death from ancient bacteria and dust.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even Chris-Chan had the smarts and gumption to get the fuck out of his burning house and save his mom and some of his worthless shit.

But Chris-chan actually listens to his followers (more or less).