Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Uwe Boll makes the best commentaries. Prove me wrong.

I believe you but I don't think I've ever actually seen one of his commentaries.

They are fantastic. He doesn't give a fuck. In the House of the Dead one he just fucks off for fifteen minutes for a piss, a smoke and getting a new beer. He doesn't remember actor's names for the most part and doesn't care to be there at all. They are hilarious.

[CuckTurdginson]

I found a bit of his Rampage commentary where he's describing his main character as "not like those other mass shooters -my guy's a winner." I'm sold. Gonna have to get some of these dvds just for the commentaries.

[Rapeculture]

Oh shit, I actually have Rampage on DVD but never bothered to listen to the commentary track. Time to rectify that!

[Kugelfisch]

Just be prepared for him to just take a phone call and fuck off for half an hour. Yes, he did that as well.

[Dehbashi]

My understanding in the Alone of the Dark commentary, he goes after the thot Tera Patrick for not taking her clothes off for the movie. Saying along the lines that she was trying to be a serious actress and he was like bitch you ain't one.

I never seen it but I have heard how Uwe Boll's commentaries are gold.

[Moe Bitches]

But Cutie Honey rips her clothes off all the time but she's a strong/serious character smh.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine if Uwe got to direct a Cutie Honey movie.

[Moe Bitches]

Might as well. Can't be any worse than that live action movie from the 2000's.

[Guest]

Might as well. Can't be any worse than that live action movie from the 2000's.

Uwe Boll > Hideaki Anno confirmed

[Le Redditeur]

I don't really care about Uwe Boll's terrible commentaries on his own terrible movies. The man punched the Goon Supreme in the fucking face, and that makes him a hero in my book.