Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He needs to wash that nasty ass hair. At best, the only kind of woman this loser could land at this point is a single mom that works the late shift at a Waffle House

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's a woman, you autistic fuck.

A very important difference. Women have more testosterone than Spoony.

More woe is me bullshit from the Ol' Spoonster. He has not said a single thing showing any empathy for victims of COVID-19 at all, and I doubt he ever will.

>expecting Boss to display anything but contempt for other human beings

[GitGud]

>She/Her

Spoilered for your protection.

SpoilerShow

Fuck, what a absolute unit. How can rachel compete? That Gurl has not a clit, but a rock breaker. Dryhumping one of Mundane Fats boulders would result in fine gravel and stone dust. You can feel the pure feminine power oozing from her body like the racid smell of real butter that you forgot in your car after an shopping trip.....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like Miss Piggy reincarnated as a human.

[Guest]

The boss was one of the hardest working men in show biz before his depression sapped his energy. You try making vidoes with crippling depression, an angry mob of people attacking you day in and day out, and a host of ailments. Spoony needs to work on his health and he can't be bothered making stupid videos for his needy fanbase. He needs time to heal.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sure, all those 6+ years of "healing" have done wonders against the "host of ailments" he totally has.

[veris leta facies]

Quentin Tarantino must be rock hard right now.

Tarantino is well known for his fascination for following the Spoony scene and especially his remaining loony fanbase.

[Cuckara]

I'm looking forward to Tarantino's Spoony movie; it'll end with Spoony shooting up his fans and Channel Awesome.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Tarantino is well known for his fascination for following the Spoony scene and especially his remaining loony fanbase.

He honestly should. They would make for a great inspiration for a HikiNEET version of Pulp Fiction.

[GitGud]

Tarantino needs more vore and gore in his movies. I would end the spoony movie with Spoony on a silver platter, red apple in his mouth, naked with an bottle Captain Morgan in his ass(so he stays moist and tender), bald and complete hairless (Burned hair taste awfull ). Then Rachel and this other hambeast come to the kitchen, lift him up and carry him to an oversized pizza oven while mumbling "He who heals our souls and give us strength should fill us with his energy"

Then they roast him in the best way possible, carve him up before they roll him into an big dinning room were all people from CA (active and former) wait. Doge activates a webcam and all guest start to pray the same words the two kitchen maids sad.
Then they feast while the room gets darker, red veins start to grow on the walls and in the parking lot start cracks to form. The last scene is the green hand of an Old One apears, followed by a deep rumbling scream....