DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kama]

He's been begging for about eight months now, but he's getting really desperate and pathetic. I doubt he'll be able to make it to 2018 without selling that house.

and that will be the end of that I guess. Once he goes back to Connecticut I'm pretty sure he's never going to be a youtube personality again

[rpgworm]

and that will be the end of that I guess. Once he goes back to Connecticut I'm pretty sure he's never going to be a youtube personality again

I dunno about that, people have been crying about DSP´s end for a while now, and if anything, DSP is resiliant. I can't thing of anyone who has taken more shit than DSP and he still is doing youtube.

I honestly dunno how in blazes he is'nt already planning to sell this goddamned house already, he is surviving on twitch bits for christ sake, and the only reason he bought the house was to hold down a pussy to fuck inbetween his streams.

But at this point, DSP has been way past funny... or sad even. Now he is just this train wreck that we watch over. Really, after the masturbation thing, there is just this shadow of a human being and after his girlfriend left him, he is the portrait of misery.

And it's not like I hate the guy, but nor I feel bad for him. yeah, he comes across selfish and narcissitic, but I can´t bring myself to have the same hate I have for other nobodies, but I will be damned that if watching him struggle and beg isn't fascinating.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is quite interesting seeing someone keep his inflated ego while begging as hard as he can.

and that will be the end of that I guess. Once he goes back to Connecticut I'm pretty sure he's never going to be a youtube personality again

The legacy will never die.

[rpgworm]

It is quite interesting seeing someone keep his inflated ego while begging as hard as he can.

When you think about it, it´'s quite natural he has an ego... because it's the only thing he has left.

I remember the first time he begged for money, you could tell it really hurted him to ask for money like that, and from then on, it seems he died a bit inside, and know he can beg for money in a heartbeat, because he isn't quite the same person he used to be.

I mean, that is why his girfriend left him. Yeah, the lack of money, being ignored or even having a very personal issue being shared with the entire world helped her to move away from DSP, but the core is that DSP is now a pathetic turn-off for any women, nothing drives a girl away faster than being a sad, patethic shadow of a man, and watching him masturbating, begging for money, counting bits and tips every month is just too much to stand.

And DSP knows that. He does a bunch of stupid things, but he is not stupid, he knows he isn´t the same person he was, and he knows his life sucks. You could say that such experiences can humble a man and make him change, but that would make DSP not being DSP, and that is the tragedy of his story, he can´t change as most people can't.

This isn't some crappy hollywood movie when a character has his arc by the middle/end of act 3, and what we are watching is a man suffering for his own mistakes but also a victim to his own selfish persona, and he can´t change that because that is who he is.

[Kama]

eh I say give him a couple years. After a sex change and him macing a guy at gamestop we might see the legacy rekindle again for DarkSydePhil

[rabidtictac]

Apparently a fan gave him an interview recently. Topics of discussion included "why are you bad at games," "why did all your friends leave you" and "what were you masturbating to."

I'll have to go track down the source. Right now I just have people tweetering about it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I would say the answers are "I'm not bad at games", "They betrayed me!" and "A photo of myself (because of my inflated ego you know)"

[rabidtictac]

I would say the answers are "I'm not bad at games", "They betrayed me!" and "A photo of myself (because of my inflated ego you know)"

DING DING DING

Except for the photo of himself, apparently. Everything else was dead-on.

[rabidtictac]

This motherfucker is at the limit of debt he can put in his name and his bank is warning him he's about to overdraft. Dude is boned. This is the BEGINNING of August. Ads won't even start to pick up until September or October, most likely, and he won't be getting PAID for them until around January 2018 IIRC. DSP is so badly fucked if he doesn't sell that house and move back to the condo yesterday.

[Kama]

And it's stuff like this that explains why I think there is nothing more to DSP and people should just stop watching him entirely



What else is there to say? We all know Phil would do the same shit with advanced copies even if he denies it. And he's made this sort of argument many times while showing how hypocritical he is. After the first dozen why should anyone even point out how wrong and hypocritical he is? We all know it at this point. Maybe I just don't get how people can listen to a broken record constantly. If it were anyone else they'd have abandoned the guy long ago. What keeps people listening to DSP say the same stuff almost every day? And granted this is the first time I've listened to Phil in maybe over a year and it sounds like the same shit I have heard last time I listened to him.