Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

It's a recycled photo. There's no green grass in Illinois in March.

From the scenery it's from this same set here, reposted by one of his fanboys in 2012. So he's recycling 8 year old pictures of his dog.

I don't know why but I find this photo to be hilarious:



I guess seeing that with the knowledge of the wretched creature he would later turn into just makes it funny.

[Guest]

I'm a big fan of this set. It's that they tried so hard to make him look wholesome and he still looks like the guy who gets caught with 100s of pairs of stolen panties in his closet.

[Guest]

Those were his headshots when he tried to break into big time acting. Other than putting them on his site I don't think he did anything with them. I guess Noah thought that Hollywood would be knocking on his door offering him roles due to his obvious talent? The guy can't even act either. He should have just aimed to become a radio host or something.

[mad bum]

His smile and optimism, gone.

[Guest]

the smiles were fake.

what's weird is, that both of those pictures, i think mainly because of how they're close-ups, you could almost imagine spoony as being like a high school jock in them. maybe not the better looking type of jocks that get all the pussy, but, especially in that first picture, you can kind of imagine him being a football playing meathead. even the kind you see in movies that's a blatant, exaggerated bully type. he just has that kind of face, at least in that pic, with that angle (from the side his weak jaw and huge honker make him look like a complete gweeb), etc, it all comes together that way. but it's purely an illusion, and it's really weird, considering we know he has impossibly small arms and would lose a fight against a house fly.

i mean seriously, how the fuck does someone actually have arms that small.

[Guest]

That smile is going to haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Can't believe this idiot used to charge 50 bucks for an autograph on these pics.

[Guest]

Those were his headshots when he tried to break into big time acting. Other than putting them on his site I don't think he did anything with them. I guess Noah thought that Hollywood would be knocking on his door offering him roles due to his obvious talent? The guy can't even act either. He should have just aimed to become a radio host or something.

He had a very unrealistic expectation of mainstream success.

Two examples of people putting in actual fucking work are LordKat doing standup in NY (yeah he sucked and bombed but he tried to get better until he realized he sucked too much) and Ashens, who does tv writing, local open-mics, numerous short films, and actually made not just one but two movies!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like as if you need actually talent and the willingness to earn your fame.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Spoony if that “big break” ever actually came

[casual pleb]

Boss is back to his cheerful self.