Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Guest]

I occasionally tune into snob episodes when he’s doing a movie I like, does anyone know when he stopped using that horrible theme by that sadpanda faggot? I’m guessing post #changemytampon witch hunt?

What the hell was that song saying anyways? "Rob Rob Rob Cinema Snob"

Rock, Rock, Cinema Snob, or as I saw another poster put it, Suck! Suck! Cinema Cuck! That’s way better IMO.

[Guest]

Forgot to mention but Brad brought up that Brad & Jerrid show they used to do during a review, it would have been funny if Jerrid mentioned the petty Brad & Irving one off where he alluded to Jerrid dying in a plane crash. Cinema Snake would be a better name, it makes me wonder if #ctc was him finally showing some backbone or if he did it because he knew it’d tank his career like the rest.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He just took one short look at the members of #ctc and decided that there only lies madness. And he was proven correct.

[Guest]

I do wonder if it was a tough call for him. He’s the faggot who described To Boldly Fail as his own Vietnam tour, so its possible he was torn, but I have a feeling he looked at the movement and was like “nah” right away.

Cinema Snake can’t seem to keep friends/significant others in his life. The most loyal I can think are his dyke mom and Dave, who he’s known since childhood and I firmly believe they’ve done gay shit together. I’m surprised Sarah didn’t turn on him and force stay at home cuck Dave to do so as well, she’s got Lupa level feminist views.

Does Brad still angrily flail tweet at Trump? Or did he stop that once he realized his SJW overlords had forsaken him?

[Salmonella]

It cracks me up when he talks about writing. Since his writing consists of this

1. Reading the plot from wikipedia
2. Reading the goofs section of IMDB
3. Making easy and unfunny snarky jokes

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

4. Name-dropping B- and C-list directors and actors for 2deep4u in-jokes

(Unless he has stopped doing that.)

[Moe Bitches]

When you realize he's as sleazy as the shit he reviews.

[pibbs]

Speaking of sleazy...

Not joking, but how many job offers do you think Laura will get?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Nice.

He needs to set up her an account on chaturbate.

[MegaNigger]

Nice.

He needs to set up her an account on chaturbate.

As long as she saves fucking blacks and doing anal till the END of her career she has a long and prosperous future.