Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Can't believe this hard working American immigrant from Mexico was gunned down by Spoony's trump supporting brother cop in broad daylight. And Spoony even mocked this by wearing a shirt saying "The Spic Must Flow".

#Justiceforfilippe

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If the Ol Spoonster had a regular work ethic I think he could be bigger than Angry Joe is today.

In terms of raw views, Raging Ramirez might still pull off ahead because of his main show tackling the newest fads in AAA vidja (or at least he used to do that before it became too much effort).
In terms of popularity, Spoony would defintiely win. They guy still has idiots who love him unconditionally, and he's doing the opposite of trying.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

He’d rather mope his bedroom pretending he’s Brian Wilson so fuck him.

[Guest]

Spoony's life is spinning faster and faster away from anything you can call reality.
Eventually a few at the edges fall off due to centrifugal force, but the rest are caught up tight in the web to be along for the ride.
It doesnt matter who the president is, what's going on in the world, or even what country he lives. Nothing would change his life now in the slightest.

I'm waiting for the day this becomes 100% him:

This Tom Hanks character is voluntarily outdoors and not a fat slob. This would actually be an improvement for Spoony.

[Keith Chegwin]

Spoony isn't fat. That's alcohol bloat

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Alcoholism is a far-out game.

Also
>assuming Spoony would retreat into some D&D world instead of just being a miserable husk of a human being

[Le Redditeur]

Becoming Pardeux the Holy Man would make him to feel obliviously happy, so of course it will never happen.

[GitGud]

Light his hair on fire and his body would burn like a thermite grenade.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Becoming Pardeux the Holy Man would make him to feel obliviously happy, so of course it will never happen.

It certainly would be one hell of a step up. Fuck, becoming Mr. "I wanna play the Warlock" from Skullduggery would be a step up.

[Guest]

Becoming Pardeux the Holy Man would make him to feel obliviously happy, so of course it will never happen.

It certainly would be one hell of a step up. Fuck, becoming Mr. "I wanna play the Warlock" from Skullduggery would be a step up.

Spoony is a Morlock, not a Warlock.