Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Ah yes, looks lively for a corpse.

[rabidtictac]

Like I said, the market was working for once

What do you mean 'for once'? The market always works

Not the market we currently have, no. The market isn't working when I pay a shitzillion dollars for basic water service and have no chance to shop around because there's only one provider.

[Keith Chegwin]

You're comparing apples with oranges

[Guest]

Ah yes, looks lively for a corpse.

I’m convinced when he dies and his rots away there will be a horn like beak where his nose was.

[Rushy]

His hair looks worse than ever before - it's like Tommy Wiseau hair at this point

[RedLine]

The market isn't working when I pay a shitzillion dollars for basic water service and have no chance to shop around because there's only one provider.

I'm not Adam Smith, but I wouldn't blame "the market" for your shitty West coast, urban, regulated utility situation.

[Guest]

His hair looks worse than ever before - it's like Tommy Wiseau hair at this point

It's regular hippy hair. Unwashed, untrimmed, greasy yet feels like straw.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're comparing apples with oranges

Indeed. Smaller game developer studios are a dime a dozen. Telltale might've dominated the market for adventure titles for a time, but that genre is way past its prime.

The worst thing is that the dragon guy gave him some expensive gift a while back. I don't know if it was a VR headset or a boardgame, but it was definitely worth more than $100. And yet Spoony shows no gratitude or kindness towards someone who's just trying to help them.

The Dragonkin sent him a few things. April too. But the saga of the board game is the best.

Hey, right. That Shaminar fellow. I wonder why his dragonkin avatar now longer has a Wario cap on...

And why do these people think a single bit of soulless merchandize or a short clip by some washed-up C-list actor is enough to resurrect Good Spoony?

[Flusho]

After experiencing Spoony’s fan base secondhand, I actually completely understand why he transformed into the personification of self-loathing.
Why now; why not ten years ago?
But even then, if the only people who were fans of my work, were all of these absolute rejects, I would hate myself more than I already do, too.
And if there isn’t that far to go, already; voila, present-day Spoony!

[Guest]

He could have invested some of that free house money they gave him, gone back to school and improved his shitty computer skills, and right now could be living in semi-retirement without having to do streams or interact with the fans he so desperately hates. Nope, easier to be greasy.