Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can't move on because nightmares are the one thing he can't block.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

What is that like sleep paralysis or something? Does he hallucinate aliens or demons coming to kill him in his sleep???

He never actually said what specifically is haunting him. I know it's complete horseshit but at the very least he could put some effort into his fabrications, but then again that would be too much like working.

[Guest]

Still love the irony of Spoony bitching that Squall, Tidus, Seymour were pathetic emo bitches, meanwhile his tweets could be lyrics from My Chemical Romance.

Even the most flanderized rendition of Emo Cloud would tell him to get over it.

It's fitting that Spoony is now surrounded by voices more self-centered than he is.

If you sow nothing but narc bullshit for years, narc bullshit is what you'll reap.

Where the fuck did he get that from? Squall is sullen sure, but he has abandonment issues, Rinoa didn’t dump him and leave him with Angelo. Tidus is one of the more optimistic characters, much like the older ones with being all “fuck fate let’s kick ass!” and Seymour is just a villain who refuses to die...kinda like Spoony.

I really hope he gets one of these when he dies, and I think I know what’s haunting him.

[GuestWrong]

I've been following this thread since it started back during the Salem trials and I've never heard the big question:

If being reminded about his past bothers him, if people keep asking him when he's coming back makes him mad, why doesn't he just SAY "I'm not doing videos anymore. My website has been completely wiped for months now. You wanna see my old stuff? The Russians have it all on YouTube. I have moved on. The Experiment was a failure. Don't @ me."?

Would clear everything up. Lose patreons? Worth it for the peace of mind.

[casual pleb]

That's the thing - he never moved on and he never will, that would require effort.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He just likes keeping his fanbase in eternal purgatory. They suffer more if there is still a greater than 0 chance of Spoony's glorious return.

(Rachel would certainly be a much happier person if she could just forget about him. Though she might just hook up with another asshole that abuses her IRL.)

What is that like sleep paralysis or something? Does he hallucinate aliens or demons coming to kill him in his sleep???

"Night terrors" is just a thing he keeps spouting to garner sympathy. It's like a nightmare... with attitude.

[Keith Chegwin]

Rachel would certainly be a much happier person if she could just forget about him. Though she might just hook up with another asshole that abuses her IRL

Neger, she's not mentally ill because she fixates on Spoony. She fixates on Spoony because she's mentally ill

I don't know why you feel empathy for this particular lolcow

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm just a friendly ally to fair maidens everywhere.

(Or I have a nagging suspicion on how this particular tale end, and there's a certain amount of cringe to see a fellow human bean gotta go fast towards a massive wall visible from several miles away.)

[Keith Chegwin]

there's a certain amount of cringe to see a fellow human bean gotta go fast towards a massive wall visible from several miles away.

1) This ain't Eminem, motherfucker
2) That would be the best outcome for her, really

[Complicity]

He never actually said what specifically is haunting him.

He did it once.
Some shit about his hands being frozen so he couldn't tweet, and his food being frozen because neither he or Orcril can cook.
Speaking of Orcril, has she announced the new bull on Twatter?
Just to rub it in Boss' face.