Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Round fake tits are better than small sad funnel tits like lupas. Thank god she will never have to feed a baby with them.

Just look at Bonnie Rotten. Though she ruined hers with awful tattoos.

Fucking nasty bitch. No woman ever became more attractive after getting a tattoo, ever.

Her, Lily Lane, and Isis Love all give off major irl psycho vibes.

[Poonoo]

Guess this was his wishful thinking, if he couldn't be on the show, he has photoshopped himself in so he could imagine he's been part of it.

Just add this to the pile of evidence that he thinks the whole internet thing is beneath him and he should be on TV like the out of touch Gen X fuck that he is. If any lurkers are wondering why Spoony is the way he is, he always saw his reviews as a stepping stone to TV and after 9 years of making reviews not leading to anything he became a mopey little fuck in 2015. Making 5 grand a month + add revenue doesn't matter, he's just some internet guy and not a real celebrity, just like NCunt not being happy despite getting 7000 patrons (not dollars, patrons) a month and at one point getting $6800 a month when she had 2300 patrons (the dollar value on graphtreon disappears after that) is not enough since she is not known as this cool indie film maker.

rpgworm said it best, they want to be known as important people/stars and have no desire for their actual craft which is why they'll always fail. Lindsay, Doge and AVGN are at least adults, accepted where they are at and are making a living but Spoony is a fucking baby. That's why "no one can help him", none of those people run a TV station to give him his own show.

[rabidtictac]

And they throw toddler-tier temper tantrums at their fanbases when their fans tell them to stop being lazy and go back to making the stuff that was the reason they gave them money in the first place. Like 7 Pesos Jose and his refusal to make reviews now that he's discovered the magic of lazy trailer and clickbait shit.

[pibbs]

Confirmed: Spoony has a place to live.

[Osterzone]

Maybe you shouldn't have been tweeting while driving, Spooner

[GitGud]

I hope that someone is filming his eviction when the time comes

[da PAC Nigguh]

DHI meeting in Aurora. Find the date.

[Singh'sSpot]

That might be the second time Noah has left the house, last time it was to get back Oreo who tried to escape her greasy, smelly master.

Question is where's he gonna go? If the visit from Miles is anything to go by he might have convince him to come back to Arizona.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The main question is where he won't go? We have Cuckson, Rachel and probably Linkara, all waiting to take him and make his life a living nightmare for real.

[ban]

The main question is where he won't go? We have Cuckson, Rachel and probably Linkara, all waiting to take him and make his life a living nightmare for real.

This isn't Misery, Voice. At best they'll try to autistically re-enact the Stephen King plot but they'll all ultimately be hoisted by their own rpetard and Spoony will get their belongings until they evict him from that place as well.