Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mistermott]

I almost lost my lunch reading that nasty fan fiction git gud wrote up.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Current Year Helga is weird. As is Current Year Arnold.

Fuuuuck, when I glanced over this it somehow registered as "If you don't send me money IMMEDIATELY Ore is going to die". That kind of urgency would be way out-of-character for him.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Is that toilet paper in the background? Because it would make sense for her to set up the shrine next to a place where she spends most of her day, the shitter.

[Guest]

How do you even get bit by a cat?

[Guest]

How do you even get bit by a cat?

They’re kinda assholes sometimes. I was petting one once and out of nowhere it bit me. It wasn’t a playful bite either, it hissed. I like cats but some will snap on a whim.

Also this is Spoony’s Arnold/Helga, you guys weren’t far off.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Our cats were biting and scratching me all the time and miraculously, nothing ever happened to me. If he's trying to be funny, then I can't tell, because all I see is his paranoid brain racing from the idea that he is really going to die because he got in contact with an animal.

Remember how he went insane on Lordfat's stream about bees? The crazy fucker was probably already concerned about getting stung by then, and that was like 10 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the big reasons for him to stay in his basement is because he's literally afraid of anything he can run into when he steps outside.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Is that toilet paper in the background? Because it would make sense for her to set up the shrine next to a place where she spends most of her day, the shitter.

Definitely looks like a lot of trash... Old tissue/toilet paper, empty Sprite bottle, brown paper towel...

[wulfenlord]

Welcome to "Get terrorized by hearsay from someone not leaving his house"

[Liar Revealed]

Spoony's life sounds like one of those old "everything kills you" video games like Jekyll and Hyde.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Welcome to "Get terrorized by hearsay from someone not leaving his house"

I've lived in Arizona my whole life. I've seen maybe 3 prairie dogs and never in fucking Mormon ass Mesa where he lived; in fact he was the greasy asshole who was a cunt to everyone as the guy you had to talk to, to get a computer in the Mesa Community College library.

I put two and two together when I kept seeing "Thespoonyexperiment.com" in childish sharpie grafiti all over campus and decided to check it out.