Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

He's not to far off looking at his current weight.

That's just bloat. He doesn't eat enough to ever get there.

[GitGud]

She will strap him down in her bed, feed him high glucose food with lots of carbs (thick slurry from mixed oatmeal, sugar, butter and heavy cream) with an funnel in his mouth, while his watery shit flows out of his ass throught an 3/4inch pvc pipe. Maybe she fixes spoony in some kind of love swing directly over her bathtub, so she can crawl beneath him to get some brown shower.
Just think about the wet, slimmy sounds when she plays in spoonys wet watery shit, the sounds of sexual pleasure when she wacks her pussy with Burtons head......

[GuestWrong]

Doesn't look like anything is packed up for the move back there.

[Keith Chegwin]

If she ever gets near Spoony, she will feed him till he is 400+ pounds, before she harvest his skin to make her new spoony skin suit

If she really wanted to go the Buffalo Bill route what she'd do is make the skin suit out of various e-celebs

All of that

I have a feeling that I'm going to be reading about you in the news one day. Like Josef Fritzl or some shit

[Tony Schiavone]

Spoony shrine

This is the same Noah that mocks thoughts and prayers, right?

[Guest]

SHE HAS A SPOONY PRAYER SHRINE!

Appropriately it's surrounded by and made up entirely of garbage.

[mad bum]

How fitting, it's like poetry.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

The gamma setting is so shit, I can't see a damn thing. He died two times to the crystal beast and let out an angry scream not even 8 minutes into actually playing the game.

I couldn't hear what he was saying most of the time.

Yet the few people that were telling him his mic was low were countered by the "It's fine" people that always show up. Like... how is it fine? If game audio is a 10, spoony's mic was a 4.

Also, computer science major Spoony couldn't figure out game settings.

[Kugelfisch]

Dude clearly was never bitten by a rodent. Anti-biotics for two weeks and pulsing pain for months every once in a while.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Yeah, but human or kitty, u gon die!