Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can't go outside. That branch is still there. Waiting. Judging. Oppressing.

[casual pleb]

[Some Sick Fuck]

Good, Miles finally refused to be his taxi driver.

[da PAC Nigguh]

It starts with....

ONE THING
I don't know WHY
It doesn't even matter how hard you TRY

[Some Sick Fuck]

Twitter sure knows how to bundle garbage together...

[Guest]

Would be hilarious if Noah got a dependency on his "meds" and his long term addiction to them have caused his problems. That and nutritional deficiencies are probably half of it. But to admit this would be to admit he made error and he'd rather sink lower and lower than to do that.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Ha, me Chinese? That’s laughable, not a single % of Chinese DNA flows through my body I can assure you. I am 6 feet tall and tower above these manlets and Chinese women are throwing their pussy at me as I type these words just for citizenship. I’m not here just to smoke cheapskate cigarettes and alcohol on the beach. Since you fuckers are all so interested, my cousin is a civil engineer working the docks so this is my home base, I am on a religious pilgrimage, since you dumb fucks are all godless and going to burn in hell, there is such a religion as Roman Catholicism and I am touring the Philippines visiting sites such as the lady of the rosary manaog, the black Nazarene, monastery in Tarlac etc, very boutique shit.

But the only thing you must understand and accept is although I sometimes dress as a woman I am not a bitch like you, my eternal soul is forever safe in Jesus hands and I am praying at sacred holy sites that the spoonyone suffers. If I get through this I will post it to my YouTube but just understand that unlike the rest of you, I am actually in the eternal embrace of the lord and my soul is forever protected and am guaranteed a place in paradise and you will all be burning in hell alongside the spoonyone as eternal cucks to the whims of Satan.

Enjoy hell you godless fucks.

You are clearly Chinese and you are going through some kind of identity crisis. You can't even come up with a real kigurumi costume, but I think that's all intentional: you can't stand the fact you're Chinese and you try to hide it from the world by dressing into that frivolous (fake) "kigurumi" thing. You want just hate Spoony and shitpost in peace? First you must overcome your self-hatred and accept your Chinese heritage. Remove that stupid mask in front of a mirror, take a good look at those slanted eyes and realize for yourself what kind of mighty inheritance they represent that has lasted for several millennia from Xia dynatsy to Chairman Mao.

No, look here I am pilgrimaging exactly as I have said, If I’m a fucking Chinese then I would not be Roman catholic and visiting old 16th century Spanish holy sites for no fucking reason. Chinese are Godless. I have never once lied to you guys and I’m very open with who I am. I am a cute and cuddly kigurumi doing exactly what I have said but for some reason you all hate me, if I’m pilgrimaging to Christ the redeemer in Brazil you will call me a filthy Mexican, I am a deeply religious person and can only tell the truth and the truth is you godless degenerates will ultimately be burning in hell alongside the spoonyone you so decry while I am laughing from the gates of heaven. That is not delusion or corona virus talking, those are facts.

Now stop fixating on me and get back to hating the spoonyone you filthy degenerate godless cucks.

[MegaNigger]

Why do you think any of us actually give a shit who you are? Wanna give me your credit card info while you're being so "open and honest"? Seriously Kugel or Poonoo, delete that shit. People found the HWNDU flag using airplane routes and weather patterns... this kid is being very stupid.

[veris leta facies]

I am a deeply religious person and can only tell the truth and the truth is you godless degenerates will ultimately be burning in hell alongside the spoonyone you so decry while I am laughing from the gates of heaven.

But you are wrong in here. I believe in EVERYTHING. I'm a Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu etc. I also believe in every sub-branch of every religion so I'm a Protestant, Catholic, Baptist, Lutheran and so on. I don't just believe in your Jahve, I also believe in Vishnu, Kali, Xenu, Ra, Thor, Crom etc. I'm playing it safe, who knows really which one of these hundreds of religions is right, so believing in everything is the safest bet on getting salvation. What if you're wrong and Catholicism wasn't the right way to worship god? Then your Chinese ass is fucked! I got my ass covered really well and if the true god questions me at the gates of heaven why did I worship other gods too, I can always talk my way out of that by claiming all the other gods were just different manifestations of the true god so in a philosophical sense it was always you who I truly worshipped.

[Keith Chegwin]

If I’m a fucking Chinese then I would not be Roman catholic

>what are Filipinos

I also know that you were contemplating transitioning.

Frankly it would be less embarrassing if he were simply a Chinaman