Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Auli]

What are you guys talking about? Spoony is the perfect fit for all of The Seven Deadly Sins.

[Charlar]

What are you guys talking about? Spoony is the perfect fit for all of The Seven Deadly Sins.

Doesn't Blob also fit them all?

[drisko]

What are you guys talking about? Spoony is the perfect fit for all of The Seven Deadly Sins.

Doesn't Blob also fit them all?

Let's do the case for both of them

Bob first:
Wrath - Just look at his twitter
Sloth - Does put videos out, but refuses to rise above his stature as a critic to actually make one of those movies he 'pitches'
Envy - Desires to make movies, has no talent to.
Pride - Delusional enough to believe he is of the liberal elite.
Lust - The hover hand pic.
Gluttony - Self Explanatory
Greed - Wants $4k a month on patreon to review movies.

Now Spoony
Wrath - Older spoony used to get pissed off more, but now not so much.
Sloth - His output schedule
Envy - Wanted to be a celebrity, never rose to it.
Pride - Most of his CM vids are about how awesome he is.
Lust - He's made some comments in his reviews, like FF8 Part One he was ogling Quistis.
Gluttony - He eats cheap tacos.
Greed - $5k a month for a movie he never had any intention of making.

I'd say Blob's worse because he does easily fit all seven categories better, but in the ones he wins, Spoony goes way overboard.

[Auli]

I'd say Spoony is still pretty Wrath-y. Angry Twtitter-ramblings and yelling at fans.

[Osterzone]

Spoony embodies sloth more than any other nobody. Eating cheap tacos doesn't put him in the same category as Boogie and Blob.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His last real channeling of Wrath was when he did the sequel to his "BETRAYAL!" meme for the Ultima reviews. Bitching to his fans and some twitter ramblings don't compare.

[rabidtictac]

When you talk about the seven sins and e-celebs like Spoony, all I can think of is the movie Se7en. Except instead of murders, they'd be suicides. Spoony would sleep himself to a horrible death like the Sloth murder. Brad would fuck every whore until he caught AIDS and died. Blob would scream at his twitter account about teh jawks until he gave himself a heart attack. Boogie is already eating himself to death, so no surprises there. TotalBitchFit will do something retarded like crash his car into a telephone pole because someone told him he's not a good driver when he's drunk and DAMMIT HE NEEDED TO PROVE THEM WRONG WITH LOGIC AND REASON. Pissed Jose would see seven pesos on the railroad tracks and get run over by a train while scrambling to pick them up.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I would pay to watch that. Although I can imagine Final Destination with them as well - TB would die because of low FOV in his car. (Then again, something tells me his waifu drives him.)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He would obviously crash because the world suddenly starts running at 30 FPS, which doesn't give him enough reaction time to avoid the other car.

[Kugelfisch]

>implying TB drives
Oh come on you just know that he's sitting on the passenger seat, making fun of it "actually" being the driver seat and how burgers drive "on the wrong side of the road", every single fucking time Genna drives him to get anti-cancer poison shot up his arse or something.