Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Cuckara]

Yeah, I'm very interested in the Lee spin-off; it looks very Lynchian. Let's dig deeper into it in the Other People on Channel Awesome thread.

[Guest]

Top kek, so what the fuck would his advice to Spoony be? "Hey Spoony, don't spend all day moping on twitter! Instead, spend all day masturbating in VR! It's a much better life, I swear!"

I mean...it kind of would be, given where he is?

As crazed as Lee seems....he's probably more glued together than Noah has been for a while.

[Cuckara]

I mean, both have decided to completely ignore life and wallow in degeneracy, it's just that Lee convinces himself that the sick shit he does brings him joy, whereas Spoony is fully aware that he's absolutely miserable but he's too damn lazy to do anything to fix himself.

[Disgruntled Pepper]

Spoony doesn't want to stream or do reviews anymore. Okay, fine, he grew out of it and doesn't like it anymore. Happens a lot. But he's made no effort to find or do something else. He could tweet his followers right now "Hey guys, I need a job but my credentials are shit because I was a Youtube spaz for a decade, what do?" and I bet you anything he would not only have someone outline a step-by-step process of what to do and where to go to get help, he'd probably get flat out job offers. But nooo, he's gonna go sadbrain on mom's couch instead, because getting a job might cut into his time devoted to the hobbies he doesn't even really enjoy or care about anymore.

[mad bum]

Yeah, I'm very interested in the Lee spin-off; it looks very Lynchian. Let's dig deeper into it in the Other People on Channel Awesome thread.

Oh I've been uploading whenever the troon posts, he also spergs out on twitch as well and it's fucking hilarious. That clip kugel posted had my laughing off my chair even after seeing it already. I kinda wanna have a lee thread because he seems like he's going to be really funny this year.

[Cuckara]

I'm all for a Lee thread; I think he is batshit crazy enough to warrant it.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm all for a Lee thread; I think he is batshit crazy enough to warrant it.

Sure. I guess this is the best time to pay attention to him right now.

[Guest]

I mean, both have decided to completely ignore life and wallow in degeneracy, it's just that Lee convinces himself that the sick shit he does brings him joy, whereas Spoony is fully aware that he's absolutely miserable but he's too damn lazy to do anything to fix himself.

yeah. that probably sounds like Lee is happier than Noah.

Twisted happy, yes. But happier.

[Guest]

Also I'm not surprised about the Spanish Cuck. Bitched out like the worthless bugmen he is. He will never know that a group of people rooted for him to be a man once in his miserable life. I can't grasp being this miserable, in his fucking forties! I can see an angsty teenager locking himself in a room because he doesn't know what to do, but seeing a middle aged man that can't take responsibility for his basic needs just makes me feel unclean and sick.

You have to wonder if the woman really is this mean bitch like he claims.
He seems like a mentally challenged creep. How many times can you listen to this tard sing about Bryan sucking dicks before you snap?

I doubt she is. He probably LARPed as a successful author to a woman he met on the internet and she had a very rude awakening when the reality manifested itself on her front door. If you scroll far enough back in his Twitter, it's nothing but him @'ing nerd people like Mark Hammill asking them to be part of his projects.

He did that for years.

Not that hard to piece it together from there: he reversed catfished her. He has no money, no job, all of his books are self-published with homemade covers, he made "movies" with his friends that sold 10 copies, he ran scripted YouTube series that could barely reach 1k views in 10 years. He's like a cartoon of a manbaby loser. I bet that's not what he told her, though.

And then he uprooted himself at the age of 42, leaving "everything" (read: nothing) behind to move in with a single mom in another country and do... nothing. With no plans, no career, no money, no idea how to work in a foreign country and not even a fanbase beyond friend and family. Imagine thinking you've met a successful author and director and then he shows up in your house and makes videos about Bryan sucking cock to the tune of Bubsy 3D.

The curiously lengthy trivia section of his last movie is fascinating when you consider he wrote it:

The whole Nina character was originally written to be more Asian, but as the film progressed, the writer/director wanted to pay tribute to his Spanish girlfriend in the movie thus making Nina of foreign descent. The film never specifies what country she is from.

He writes other reviews too and most of them reference his "Spanish wife." It sounds like a lovesick teenage boy, which is likely what he is, down to the suicide threats (NO FUCK YOU DAD I'LL SHOW YOU ALL).

[Cuckara]

I mean, both have decided to completely ignore life and wallow in degeneracy, it's just that Lee convinces himself that the sick shit he does brings him joy, whereas Spoony is fully aware that he's absolutely miserable but he's too damn lazy to do anything to fix himself.

yeah. that probably sounds like Lee is happier than Noah.

Twisted happy, yes. But happier.

I don't know, that sort of "happiness" seems liable to suddenly switching to suicidal misery. It's like the difference between a bi-polar pervert and a whiny emo kid, and my money is on the pervert biting the bullet before the whiner. My logic being that a lot of people who commit suicide tend to be "happy" weirdos (e.g., Jewwario), whereas mopers who never shut the fuck up never have the nerve to off themselves.