Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Oh hey, we've got an actual live one. Let's see what happens.
I only wonder who that Brian is that sucks dick so much he made 45 videos about it.

Here's what i think:

Guy is gay, Bryan was some guy he fucked but broke up badly, then due to reasons he faked being a straight guy and proposed to this gal, and now our dude is miserable because he is gay and married to a woman and also in another country.

His "bryan sucks" songs are a way to let his previous lover that he has moved on even though he is obviously still bitter

This probably explains who the fuck bryan is. Couldn't bear to watch the whole thing.

[GuestWrong]

That warty hambeast makes Jesu look like Alexandra Daddario.

[Moe Bitches]

That warty hambeast makes Jesu look like Alexandra Daddario.

Who Rachel Baker?

[Kugelfisch]

This probably explains who the fuck bryan is.

Yeah but it raises so many more questions that I don't think I want to know more.

[Guest]

Did he off himself yet?

[Heath Cliff]

That warty hambeast makes Jesu look like Alexandra Daddario.

Who Rachel Baker?

Her name is Mutagen April.

[Heath Cliff]

Spoony is my equivalent to reading the Sunday comics. It's like what antics we'll he come up with this week. "I'm depressed, you can't help me" Would someone that is actually that depressed as he pretends to be spend their time tweeting at all? Wouldn't interaction of any kind be the last thing they want yah know cause they're depressed? You'd think he'd be somewhere getting his shit together for the great eviction. Although something tells me that he's planning to put up Home Alone type traps around His the banks house hoping to fend off the repo men when they finally come to evict him.

I won't lie to you guys though I'm thoroughly enjoying his misery. There's something so euphoric about seeing some entitled whiny asshole get what he had coming to him. All that's left is for him to accidentally leave the gate open to his dog shit riddled back yard so Oreo escapes and finds freedom with an actual family where people have jobs and go for walks.

[Guest]

He has no problems motivating himself when it's about writing snarky shit on Twatter.
He may have been mildly depressed at some point, and the other diseases (nipple infections, sleep apnea, lupus) were made up.
He's a 39 years old child who needs physical discipline.

Meh. Doesn't take much effort to bitch about drumpf on Twitter. Scripting a review, gathering game footage, film recording etc. at least requires Spoony to get off his ass.

[Kugelfisch]

I won't lie to you guys though I'm thoroughly enjoying his misery. There's something so euphoric about seeing some entitled whiny asshole get what he had coming to him.

I'm over enjoying this specific misery of his because it's been the same shit for years. He's still far from having gotten what's coming for him and it can't happen soon enough.

[Guest]