Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Keith Chegwin]

How long until someone steals his wife? We know it's coming

[Guest]

I've listened to the first minute and yeah, he's actually retelling her what the fuck he saw. And she's clearly so interested that she keeps yawning during the whole video. I also find it weird that she only has her dress on, while Brad is in his winter jacket. Either she's really cold, or he's so fucking skinny that his body cannot even warm himself enough inside a warm car. I hope that at least Tyrone has satisfied her.

Sure he did. If she wanted to be unsatisfied, she could just stay at home with Brad.

[Guest]

Midnight Screenings is literally what drove Jillian and Violet away. You can see them falling out of love with Brad in real-time.
KEEP THE BITCHES OUT OF THE CAR

[Vaporwear]

Midnight Screenings is literally what drove Jillian and Violet away. You can see them falling out of love with Brad in real-time.
KEEP THE BITCHES OUT OF THE CAR

Yeah totally for real. He's had basically all of his exes post divorce in these car reviews, including this one normie girl who kinda came and went, and they all hated this shit.

Brad keeps making the same mistakes, this dude will never fucking learn. These chicks do not want to be in these videos, they want to have a boyfriend/husband they can have fun with, listening to some dude ramble about some movie that they have no opinion on is not fun. I skimmed around these videos because Brad's wife has nice tits, but she clearly does not want to be there. She doesn't care, she doesn't have an opinion about these movies, she doesn't want to listen to him talk about some movie she may or may not have watched, she doesn't want to appear in these videos. Her body language is screaming "oh God why is this happening to me?" and Brad, barely a foot away from her, can't fucking tell.

He's gonna lose her out of his sheer stupidity. These terrible car reviews are going to be the catalyst for her decision to ditch him in a couple years when she realizes that her jailbait beauty is starting to fade and her daddy issues compel her to seek out a dude who looks like a man instead of some man-teen who dresses like he's still in middle school.

[Complicity]

That's why Lupa is so mad.
She's the only one who wanted to be in that car, and to talk about feminist Hollywood crap with him, happily ever after.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We both know that all she would talk about in that car is the evils of the Walker Bros.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Can't wait until Judo Jake returns and steals Brad's woman again and then throws seizure boy into a car door like Bruce Lee.

[Tony Schiavone]

These broads are probably wondering why they have to talk for two hours in a CAR.
Instead of at least just making the short drive home, collect their thoughts, stretch out and get comfortable. Or give their opinion while they make dinner or do something else.

Of all the ways they would talk about it, sitting in a cramped unmoving seat for the same length of time as the movie is not it.


I take it Brad never bothered to visit Spoony when he came back, either.

[pibbs]

I take it Brad never bothered to visit Spoony when he came back, either.

Spoony would throw his feces at Brad if he came walking up his driveway.

[Vaporwear]

I take it Brad never bothered to visit Spoony when he came back, either.

Why would anyone do that?