Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Nothing will get you blocked faster than telling him how: To. Take. Care. Of. His. Fucking. Dog.

[pibbs]

Ok, then.

[Carn]

He is genuinely the biggest cunt on the planet. I can't fathom being such a despicable cretin that you're even rude and dismissive to the tiny percentage of autists that for some reason still care about you.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony hates everything. And everyone.

Ah, ye olde "I know exactly how you feel, Boss". He hates those. Especially when they also come with a "Here's how I survived this dark time".

[Carn]

Muh dark times is so common among these people. Imagine your life being so shitty that some dudes reviews of movies and old vidya is the only thing that "helps" you. Its extremely sad really. Funny, but sad.

[Le Redditeur]

Spoony doesn't look fat as much as he looks bloated from alcoholism. Unfortunately, alcohol takes a long time to kill the addict, despite cirrhosis being a painful way of dying.

[pibbs]

Spoony doesn't look fat as much as he looks bloated from alcoholism. Unfortunately, alcohol takes a long time to kill the addict, despite cirrhosis being a painful way of dying.

Gawd. 20 years of tweeting "muh liver"

[Osterzone]

The real spoony experiment will be that liver transplant he gets in Mexico.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sure Cuckson and Rachel would cut themselves up to present their liver to Boss.

[Kugelfisch]

Fun fact of the day: A litre of 40% ABV vodka contains about 2150 calories.

Really. What the hell, I didn't expect that at all.

Neither did I that is was that many. And vodka is the leanest alcohol at that with something like whiskey or his beloved spiced and sugared Kraken rum being much higher. With how little he moves he could easily get by just on booze.

Spoony doesn't look fat as much as he looks bloated from alcoholism. Unfortunately, alcohol takes a long time to kill the addict, despite cirrhosis being a painful way of dying.

Yeah, quite typical alcohol bloat. The body can use those calories just fine but the liver is too busy with that shit for other stuff. He won't get proper fat from it but the bloat happens regardless.

Alcohol takes a crazy long time to kill somebody. You only really notice a customer being an alcoholic when they are playing the endgame, when they don't give a fuck any longer who notices and don't go to several stores to hide their consumption. We're talking two bottles of hard liquor a day status here. I've seen fuckers last for three years doing that and then not dying and going dry.
Rule 1 makes me dread that Spoony is one of those fuckers that would drink himself to the brink of death for five years and then still not keel over, only to stop drinking and hang around even longer.