Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

Could also be he couldn't pay his phone bill or something.

I think he can still manage to pay that. His Patreon and random live streams still allow for that much at least.

I'm hoping he died but I doubt that. He said he's moving, maybe this is him and Miles packing up his shit and right now they're heading back to Mile's place. Sadly, I feel like my dream of the Spoony Bum becoming a reality is for naught, but of course, with Antwhiler we all know he never fails to disappoint.

If he does go back to his bro's place, I feel like Miles would lay down the law and force Noah to start behaving like a man. No more sleeping in for days at a time, no more endless tweeting about his sad brain bullshit, he'd force him to get a job at the local Amazon distribution center so he can get some exercise and part time work. Any job would be better than no job but at least at one of those factories he'd be working with hundreds of people that he doesn't really need to interact much with and it wouldn't be embarrassing for him. If he thinks he's too good for grunt work, maybe Miles can beat some sense into him.

The best thing for Noah is for him to disappear from the Internet. No more retarded idiots like Cuckson offering useless platitudes, no more free money from terrible livestreams that he doesn't want to do anyway, no more expectations that he'll return to making videos. He needs to close the book on this chapter of his life and do something else, for fuck sake's he's only 39, not 78. That's the major problem with Spoony, he refuses to let go of this nonsense "career" that never went anywhere even though he hates his fans and the "work" with a passion. People like NC, CS, AVGN, Angry Joe, etc, these people are happy with what they're doing or at the very least they've resigned themselves to do it for the easy money, but Antwhiler can't do that. Hopefully someone like Miles will set him straight and the end of the Spoonyone will simply be that he started working a real job somewhere and we just don't hear from him for years at a time.

But of course that would be the right thing for him to do, which of course won't be the thing he does.

[Dingus Bajingus]

The best thing for Noah is for him to disappear from the Internet. No more retarded idiots like Cuckson offering useless platitudes, no more free money from terrible livestreams that he doesn't want to do anyway, no more expectations that he'll return to making videos. He needs to close the book on this chapter of his life and do something else...

That's got me curious; the whole "e-celebrity" phenomenon is still pretty young, all things considered. Have we ever seen anyone have that realization that it's not working out for them and actually go back to being a "normie?" Or is fork in the road separating those who accept it for what it is (James, Doge, ect.) and those who wasted their best years becoming endlessly embittered by it (Noah, everyone from CTC, ect.) pretty much all it's been so far?

[Guest]

Brookers, but she also went insane.

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's possible that the bitch is in the middle of moving out, but I doubt it. I think it would prevent him from tweeting for a while, because while he's addicted to yelling on twitter, he has to do it in his safe space, and moving furniture around (ok, he won't be doing it, Miles will do the heavy lifting and noodle-arms Noah will carry the stuff old ladies could lift) would be a massive change to his lifestyle of doing absolutely nothing whole day.

With that said, it's too early, unless Miles abducted him against his will. Most of you probably remember when Spoopy went month without tweeting without any explanation, then went right back to it as if nothing happened.

[MegaNigger]

It's probably just his phone or internet bill going unpaid. The beginning of the Spoony bum

Terry Davis was homeless and still had his phone and internet.

And dont forget, full schizo.
I remember he went to starbucks or something like that to get free internet and recharge his stuff, bought something and stayed there for a long time.

I miss Terry...
Why cant this fucker die and bring back Terry.

He knew too much. Mankind wasn't ready for his truth.

[Poonoo]

Oh and of course Holly, who was friends with the Red Dragon, was instrumental in his removal. Funny how that is being overlooked so often.

According Micah C, a guy who worked on Blistered Thumbs, she was instrumental in getting him and Angry Joe removed from that site. Some other weasel writer sucked up to her to get into power.

And go back and listen to the CA Supercut from Lordkat. The part when he says CA treats the women horribly sounds like it was straight from the CA doc, he initially complains about Lupa being "treated poorly" but after that he tells several stories about poor old Holly. I suspected she was the one leaking shit to him but going back and listening to that fat prick I am 100% certain it was her. They likely found out and fired her over it.

Along with her immediately digging up dirt on people the moment she was questioned during CTC it was obvious she was a typical feminist HR cunt. She probably has folders od dirt on every ex-member of TGWTG, hence why they shut up about her.

More people need to know about that cunt.

[Dehbashi]

Well that explains why no one went after Holly. Only after Doge and the males. I never got why she was untouchable even though she was part of the culture that they bitched about. Especially about being the first to know about Jewario and covering it up.

If she is pretty much blackmailing them it would make sense.

[Complicity]

Just how many skeletons do these fuckers have in their closet?
I know the "nice guy/gal" was always just an act, but what were these assholes really doing while reeeing about gaymergate?

[rabidtictac]

Holly was behind a lot of shady shit. There's a reason I always mention her alongside marz and looba.

[Guest]

"Eviction" probably hasn't had time to show up yet, but other than that Google pretty much sums up the life of Noah Antwiler circa 2020 pretty well.